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David Beckham

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Raul, Ronaldo and Beckham were all at Real Madrid's canteen.
They were eating lunch and Raul said; "Tapas again! If I get
Tapas one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off the top off
the stadium."
Ronaldo opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again!
If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
Beckham opened his lunch and said, "Ham & Cheese again. If I
get a Ham & Cheese sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day Raul opened his lunch box, saw Tapas and jumped
to his death. Ronaldo opened his lunch, saw a burrito and
jumped too.
Beckham openeed his lunch, saw the Ham & Cheese and jumped to his
death as well.
At the funeral Raul's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd
known how really tired he was of Tapas I never would have given it
to him again!"
Ronaldo's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him
tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the skinny arseless bint
wearing oversized sun glasses and trailer trash trucker baseball
cap.

"Hey, don't look at me," said Posh, "David makes his own
lunch."
 

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