David Beckham-ish

[ExREME..TECH]

David Beckham wannabe, 22, now plans to have sex change to look like Victoria | Daily Mail Online

 

[Harry Skinters]

Somewhere, a father's heart is breaking

 

[Le_addeur_noir]

The word 'sad' springs to mind rapidly.

 

[ExREME..TECH]

The word 'sad' springs to mind rapidly.

f@cking sad?

 

[Egg on Leggs]

You DM readers don't half absorb some shite.

Jack Johnson, who now identifies as a knobhead, plans to get boob job and face lift

 

[RangdoOfArg]

We’re not paying for it, so who cares?
I might raid the penny jar and get meself a boob job. The “pecs” are most of the way there, just a bit of sculpting to finish the job.

 

[AlienFTM]

David Beckham wannabe, 22, now plans to have sex change to look like Victoria | Daily Mail Online

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/me searches desperately for the What The Actual Fúck button

 

[Egg on Leggs]

He'll make someone a spectacular penis extension.

 

[Septic sid]

£33,000 from this

to this

He/she has had a haircut and a shave, and still looks nothing like Beckham.

What a fucking chod.

 

[Saturation]

£33,000 from this
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to this
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He/she has had a haircut and a shave, and still looks nothing like Beckham.

What a ******* chod.

The plastic surgeons love him though, oh, and his mother does too, probably.

 

[RangdoOfArg]

Shaved and peeled he might make a good bar stool cover.

 

[ordinaryforces]

would David Beckham not have some sort of case here?

 

[WALT]

I know it's the Mail, but I really am struggling with the concepts in the following quote:-

'Now I can start to be the real me,' she added.

 

[HLD DMR]

£18 000 to suck all the fat out of that tubby freak seems like a bargain......

 

[mufftickler]

Ok I will be the first.









I would'nt

 

[ExREME..TECH]

Ok I will be the first.









I would'nt

You dirty bugger, you even had to think about it

 

[Harryc]

Good grief.

That's it.

Other than "what planet is this mong on?"

 

[Egg on Leggs]

£18 000 to suck all the fat out of that tubby freak seems like a bargain......

Fatbergophile.

 

[greyfergie]

Any surgeon who deals with that wants locking up thus sending a message to the others... this patient is obviously bonkers

 

[Joshua Slocum]

David Beckham wannabe, 22, now plans to have sex change to look like Victoria | Daily Mail Online

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where the hell did they find that big fat gay thing ?