Daves Nun

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Detmold_Drunk, Apr 29, 2012.

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  1. Lots of people think of Dave and say "Christ!"
     
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  2. Maybe god is a better fuck?
     
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  3. Fixed that for you.
     
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  4. What a waste of whelk.
     

  5. Ho ho. Straight to hell for that one. But as has been said before, you will meet a lot of old mates, and it will be warm.
     
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  6. What a wonderful advert. He shags her and it puts her off cock for life.

    Maybe he insisted on calling her 'Tony' during the act?
     
  7. You never know, he may have been her only experience & she was so unimpressed with his under-endowment she thought all fellas were the same & decided to do without completely.

    Alternatively, maybe she wants to experience the Abbey habit?
     
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  8. Not a bad thing though. It's starting to get a bit chilly down here...
     
  9. I wouldn't know anyone in Heaven and I have a horrible feeling it might be full of Jehovah's witnessess and Born agains, arghh!! I hope I go to the Summerlands where the party and the animals will be.
     
  10. Nuns and priests need to be shagged to within an inch of their lives and then given bullet therapy.
     
  11. Oh I dunno, if an ex hitler youth muppet who is not far off knocking on the gates can get in I suppose everyone has a chance.
     
  12. My Step-father used to be a Nun.
     
  13. Not me. I say 'CUNT!!!'
     
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  14. Unless heaven is totally different to a life on earth of deliberate self-denial it will be just as feckin' boring as your three score & ten except it will be for eternity.