Daves Nun

#5
What a waste of whelk.
 
#7
What a wonderful advert. He shags her and it puts her off cock for life.

Maybe he insisted on calling her 'Tony' during the act?
 
#8
You never know, he may have been her only experience & she was so unimpressed with his under-endowment she thought all fellas were the same & decided to do without completely.

Alternatively, maybe she wants to experience the Abbey habit?
 
#11
Nuns and priests need to be shagged to within an inch of their lives and then given bullet therapy.
 
#12
Oh I dunno, if an ex hitler youth muppet who is not far off knocking on the gates can get in I suppose everyone has a chance.
 
#15
Unless heaven is totally different to a life on earth of deliberate self-denial it will be just as feckin' boring as your three score & ten except it will be for eternity.
 
#16
Nuns and priests need to be shagged to within an inch of their lives and then given bullet therapy.
Ex-Catholic school student, by any chance? :)
 
#20
Roman Catholic Priests and Nuns,
Come to take away our sons,
But every man will stand behind the man behind the choir.
 

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