Below is the homework my 11 year old daughter received yesterday. I looked at it and thought this is just the thing for a Friday on Arrse. Your thoughts please. 1. What nationality do you consider yourself? This could be you country of origin, but not necessarily. Am I allowed to say English 2. Is your nationality, and sense of belonging, important to you? Do you like being the the nationality that you are? Explain. Well since Liabour has removed my nationality from me I find it hard to answer this. 3. What things do you think best represent your nationality? Over the age of 25 getting wankered on decent beer beer in a pub. Under 25 getting wankered on cider in a park. 4. What customs and traditions do you celebrate that are typical of your culture? Every so often I will go an invade another country. 5. Beside Germany, have you ever visited or lived in another country? If so, where and when? England before I came here, although I once had a weekend in a caravan on the Isle of Wight! 6. Have you ever been somewhere where you have felt obviously different from the other people there? Does Portsmouth count? 7. Do you enjoy meeting and living among people from other cultures and traditions? Explain. I couldn't do without my Gyros every week and I find after getting wankered on Vodka I can speak Fijian fluently! 8. Is their any other culture that appeals to you? If so, what and why? If not, why not. If you let me have Lesbianism as a culture, I will give you a full explanation. 9. Does your own family have any particular traditions and customs that you follow. Discuss. We hate the French as did my father and my fathers father and my fathers fathers father etc.