Daughter+ Mother+ You!!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by fltpilot, Jan 23, 2013.

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  1. What a stinking gopper.
  2. Fuck me the daughter needs a visit to messrs Fang Farrier
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  3. Yeah why not as long as I can spunk over her face while the daughter chews the burger.
  4. The problem bonking that is you would need to wear an NBC suit and respirator to prevent catching some fucking horrible, terminal STD.
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  5. yup i would do both! at the same time!

    had worse than that!
  6. Problem with some of you, is that you're just too fussy.
  7. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    "Wannabe actress Carly" = story spread by eager publisist,

    Is Max clifford allowed to work on bail?
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  8. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    feck off, did I upset you somehow?
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  9. I can't even begin to imagine how long it would take to pressure wash the mother's fake tan from the back of my van.
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  10. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Can we have a forum where people just link random bollocks that they have found from their empty days surfing the tabloid websites?

    We could call it The Forum Of The Fucking Bereft.

    And translate it into Welsh.
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  11. Which one's the Mum?
  12. Not exactly an uncommon sight in any City or large town on a Saturday, let alone Greece or Spain.

    Another Scum non story.