Daughter in a Box - The gift that keeps giving

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by TheIronDuke, Apr 28, 2008.

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  1. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Seven children in this case.


    You've got top hand it to those Austrians. They may be snooty cake scoffers, but when it comes to invading Poland or inter-family sex on demand, accept no substitute.


    Nice tash.

    "He said Josef F had told investigators that one of their children had died in infancy and that he had taken the dead body and thrown it into an oven".

    Hmmm. Wonder where he got that idea?
  2. "You can't believe that this is happening here," one woman said.

    No. It usually happens in Poland or Germany.
  3. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    In Germany he would be a cannibal and she would have been eaten - you must be thinking of Belgium.....
  4. Daughter number one deffo paid her way.......
  5. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Has anyone checked to see if the Mcanns have a basement?
  6. With the million pound book deal they just signed they can build one
    look out kid 2&3
  7. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Minister Dog_Nuts should orginise a whip round to send the guy a crate of beer for saving the Polar bear.

    By stashing his daughter in the basement he has saved tens of thousands of Rape Van miles and vastly improved his carbon footprint.
  8. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Blimey, as if waltzing around the EU in jackboots isn't enough!! Reminds me of the guy in the new Citroen advert - deffo a child molester and gas chamber enthusiast!
  9. Blimey 7 kids with the same father .... unheard of
  10. I was thinking about certain activities that envolved keeping people captive and burning the bodies that went on 60 odd years ago, don't recall hearing of any concentration camps in Austria. :D
  11. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Wouldn't happen over here
    Mind those Austrians have always been big on close knit familiy values
    How thick is his wife?
  12. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    You got Internet in the Forest of Dean now too :?
  13. There was pictures of her in the mail not much of a looker the one who escaped last year now she was worth a poke
  14. Isn't it technically eight kids with the same father? :omfg:
  15. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Actually, technically speaking, it's 1 kid with the father, plus 6 more, but also 6 grandkids . . . aaah my tablets . . . he's a grandfather to his own children.