Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by beufighter, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Joined an online dating agency last week.

    It asked me what i liked the most and i said page 3 girls, they are very sexy and turn me on.

    Called the police today, cos all my windows were smashed last night. They said what's going on here then, until we realised the 'P' wasn't working on my keyboard. :x