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Feck off Staffs... its dating site top trumps, not how ugly is my missus trumps
Those cankles are making me feel quite queasy
I raise you the gorgeous pouting Maxine from Scunthorpe (natch)

IIRC her tag line was "I can make you very happy DARK, SMOOTH, MUSCLE MAN"

Well I hope he's got a lot more fuckin muscles than I have, he'll need them


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