Database Failure/Site Slow/unable to find site

#1
For the last hour I've been getting very poor response from ARRSE - all of the above have been seen. Cache cleared, Rumration working fine, rest of the internet working fine; ARRSE, not so much.
 
#2
The site went down for about 20 minutes - 20:55 to 21:15. I think it was to allow the Government to install the bugs in preparation for their entry into the site.
 
#4
Common users will probably be OK but the mods would be advised to brush up on rightthink.
 

Joker62

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#5
At the time, I did peek carefully through the blinds to see if any black helicopters were flying over!
 
#8
Still getting "Database Error" as at 22.00
 
#9
Apologies to all who've been having this problem. You can put down your tin foil hats as it was just us doing some work on the site which didn't prove as painless as we'd hoped.
 
#10
Could have been worse. Could have outsourced it to Capita to oversee.


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#11
The site went down for about 20 minutes - 20:55 to 21:15. I think it was to allow the Government to install the bugs in preparation for their entry into the site.
I'm scared now.
 
#12
Apologies to all who've been having this problem. You can put down your tin foil hats as it was just us doing some work on the site which didn't prove as painless as we'd hoped.
I thought we'd had this chat- leave my sodding servers alone.

Good CO
 
#13
#14
Apologies to all who've been having this problem. You can put down your tin foil hats as it was just us doing some work on the site which didn't prove as painless as we'd hoped.
How do we know that you haven't been programmed by the government to say that? :)
 
#15
It's a lateral ploy to distract you from the "Black Arts" Sodexho units. Just spend 4 days fixing machines with your problem.
 
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