Mind you Madagascan hissing cockroaches in relation to other roach species are benign, i.e not covered in loads of DISEASES, and even make excellent exotic pets helping to combat 'species-chauvinism' in children.Ten large nymphs currently going for four quid on ebay represent excellent value for money.
Funnily enough some scientists are actually advocating the eating of insects as a solution to coming food shortages! Bugs for Dinner? | PBS NewsHour
Hmmm.. Locusts & mealworms anyone, now would the chablis or Chateau neuf du pape be more suitable or possibly a little rose d'Anjou!