Darwin takes a fit blonde

TheIronDuke

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#4
A damned shame, tragic and thoughts with friends & family. Fly with the Angels Laura. Jesus takes those he loves first. One does wonder if those weird 'half false eyelashes' contributed to the issue. Or if Laura was just dozy? I suppose now we shall never know. RIP. Thoughts with (etc).

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#5
Accident inspector speculating to make a (valid) point, absolutely no reason to believe it actually happened like that. Poor lass was obviously distracted by fantasising about what I'd do to her.
 

TheIronDuke

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#6
Poor lass was obviously distracted by fantasising about what I'd do to her.
So what would you do to her after you slapped her and told her to sort her slack eyebrow plucking drills? It's a Monday night so it is not like you can go down the pub and watch the football. I suppose you could take the dog for a walk.
 
#7
It`s just so damn easy to be distracted by your satnav. I nearly went through the gate of a level crossing just as train went past. All because I was having a wank listening to that sexy voiced Garmin chick. My mum went mental and threatened to sue me for whiplash.

RIP blonde chick.
 
#9
There goes the women multitask better than men argument!!
Fair's fair. Screaming, urinating and defecating simultaneously has to count.
 
#13
If that's legit.....
It's at a ford about 2 miles from where I live. This is the ford where a 52yr mental health tribunal judge decided to drive through in his Toyota Yaris during the May floods locally, when the depth markers were showing 5ft of water..... Another DARWIN candidate there....

The 'twatnavs' sign has now been removed.. I put the other signs up on the West Berkshire side of the ford...
Unofficial sign at Headley Ford warns Sat Nav users | NewburyToday.co.uk

As for the report on the dozy 17yr old, I liked the final comment in the report
Rosemary Baxter, Hull assistant deputy coroner, recorded a verdict of accidental death, saying it was impossible to say why Laura had not stopped at the crossroads.
TomTom refused to comment.
 
#14
It's at a ford about 2 miles from where I live. This is the ford where a 52yr mental health tribunal judge decided to drive through in his Toyota Yaris during the May floods locally, when the depth markers were showing 5ft of water..... Another DARWIN candidate there....

The 'twatnavs' sign has now been removed.. I put the other signs up on the West Berkshire side of the ford...
Unofficial sign at Headley Ford warns Sat Nav users | NewburyToday.co.uk

As for the report on the dozy 17yr old, I liked the final comment in the report
I hope any sign posted helps to reduce the workload of the fire and police services and, in so doing, saves a few lives. How about proper Stop signs posted above the 'check depth'? Or would the dummies blast right through those as well?
 
#16
A damned shame, tragic and thoughts with friends & family. Fly with the Angels Laura. Jesus takes those he loves first. One does wonder if those weird 'half false eyelashes' contributed to the issue. Or if Laura was just dozy? I suppose now we shall never know. RIP. Thoughts with (etc).

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Your not a scouser are you TID ? because that sounds very scouserish.
 
#17
Your not a scouser are you TID ? because that sounds very scouserish.
I'll let my brother take care of his own battles.
 
#18
A Toyota Aygo eh? They probably needed this thing then to get her out.

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#19
Would it be inappropriate of me to dig her up and stick a couple of fingers in? Just asking.

What a stupid moron. Goodnight princess. You fucking moron. (ex moron)
 
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