Darwin strikes again

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  1. http://www.halifaxcourier.co.uk/news/Prank-that-cost-life-of.5139890.jp

    Fantastic :)
     
  2. Am I the only one confused by the relevance of 'damp' in the headline. Are they suggesting if he'd eaten dry cocaine he'd have been fine?
     
  3. Hardly the life and soul of the party was he.
     
  4. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    only four spoons? bit of a lightweight if you ask me. ;)
     
  5. His mate is saying how he wished he'd "just taken the spoon" from the dead sap. Well, how's about not putting out a bowl of cocaine in the first place? Mind you, it makes a change from ordinary peanuts and twiglets as party nibbles.
     
  6. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Agreed - what a wimp. PROPER party-goers will take a ladle.
     
  7. Love the headline
    "Prank that cost life of party joker", makes it seem like some everyday act that went tragically wrong, rather than some bottom feeder, dying of an overdose of an illegal substance.
     
  8. Was it a racing spoon? Or a Speed Spoon?
     
  9. Just shows the dangers of using a Runcible Spoon.
     
  10. Tragic
     
  11. Could have been a three-and-fourpence job:

    BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BANGA, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BANGA ...
    "I'm dying for a Pepsi or a Coke again!"
    BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BANGA, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BANGA ...
    "WHAT?"
    BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BANGA, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BANGA ...
    "I'M DYING FOR A COKE AGAIN!"
    "That bowl over there, mate"
     
  12. So, pissed up long term Class A drug user trying to show off gulps down just under 10 times the dose than would kill 50% of the population by oral ingestion.

    Oh dear how sad never mind.
     
  13. Oh how I chuckled!
     
  14. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    I love it when natural selection works. :D
     
  15. Oh what marvellous news! One less doped up, doled up, smackhead in this world we full time workers have to subsidise.