Darwin in action (almost)


Was he wearing a hoodie btw.Dangle him off a bridge, I'll finish him off on the way back
Come to think of it, on those sad nights when I've spent my Friday and Saturday nights travelling around the M60 you see the scrotes playing on the bridges trying to throw bottles at lorry drivers.

‘Train surfer’ dies

A young man believed to have been “train surfing” died when he touched a 25,000 volt cable and burst into flames at Oxford Road Station, Manchester. Horrified passengers watched as the man was electrocuted when he attempted to climb down from a freight wagon. Power was shut down as firefighters tackled the blaze.

Darwin is alive and well...


War Hero
You don't have to die to be entered for a Darwin award, although it is the most easily accepted. You simply have to remove your ability to continue your genes.
... and never have had kids.

Otherwise your genes are already in the next generation.


Rose Grove Burnley, a place where we gave up burying cable and put up a notice about how worthless it was then buried beneath a dummy empty route one night!

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