Darwin Awards for 2020

Damn; could have been a Double Darwin.

The moment two Russian nationals were swept off rocks during large swells at Bondi Beach, Sydney, on Saturday February 15, 2020. One of them, Andrei Ivanov, drowned. Picture: 9NEWS

The moment two Russian nationals were swept off rocks during large swells at Bondi Beach, Sydney, on Saturday February 15, 2020. One of them, Andrei Ivanov, drowned. Picture: 9NEWSSource:Supplied

 
And that is why Russia's average life expectancy for males is over a decade less than ours.
I'm now disappointed in the correlation between Newtowian physics and moral justice; the weapon went off and the twat only fell over.

E2A; for the benefit of UKTAP, what apparently doesn't get understatement.
 
Last edited:

UKTAP

LE
I'm now disappointed in the correlation between Newtowian physics and moral justice; the weapon went off and the twat only fell over.
You don't need to understand physics to know that the first time you fire a bangy thing, you might want to do so from a vice, especially if its made from balsawood and tin foil.
 
You don't need to understand physics to know that the first time you fire a bangy thing, you might want to do so from a vice, especially if its made from balsawood and tin foil.
Original post amended for the hard of humour.
 
Thread starter Similar threads Forum Replies Date
dingerr The NAAFI Bar 494
pimpernel The NAAFI Bar 362
GreyArea The NAAFI Bar 15

New Posts

Latest Threads

Top