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Morning @Rab_C,
Selfie-deaths are always being reported in the local 'comics' but I always remember this one from a few years ago. The bit, "accidentally shot himself in the head", cracks me up.
Personally, I think dangerous selfies should be actively encouraged around the globe:).

E2a: mong spelling, predictive text:mad:
Damn lucky he shot himself in the head, or he might have died.
 

Dredd

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"One suspect died at the scene, while the other two were pronounced dead at a local hospital, police say. None of the intended targets were injured. "

Would that be because they were holding the weapon in that wanky sideways orientation that looks 'cool' on the telly or films but is actually useless for accurate shooting?

But 15 and 16yo FFS. If that was going to be their chosen occupation then it looks like the homeowner has done them a favour.

And didn't go unnoticed that the brothers had different surnames yet only a year apart age-wise.
 

Dredd

LE
I wasn’t sure if this belonged here or on the India news thread.
I wonder if this is a quote @earth would be proud of
“India has the highest number of recorded selfie deaths in the world”
And this lass applauds their efforts in making the world not just a safer but more sustainable place . . .

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Think the film Snatch, what a hideous way to go!

Russian woman is eaten alive by pigs | Daily Mail Online
Woman, 56, is eaten alive by hungry pigs in rural Russia after collapsing from an epileptic fit inside their enclosure
  • The unnamed female farmer died in the Russian region of Udmurtia last month
  • She was said to have suffered from 'severe blood loss' after being attacked
  • Her face, shoulders and ears were completely eaten according to police
Eaten by pigs? The Swine!

Of course, it might not have been an accident, she just might have wanted to end things - which would make it a case of Sooiecide ...
 
Someone who is working hard for his place!
Viagra user says his 'month-long' erection left him impotent after doctors 'mutilated' his penis to fix side effect caused by the drug

Nat Thind, of Hampshire, took Viagra in June. He claims doctors tried to subside his erection for three days before it went down naturally, but he has been left with permanent damage.
 

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Someone who is working hard for his place!
Viagra user says his 'month-long' erection left him impotent after doctors 'mutilated' his penis to fix side effect caused by the drug

Nat Thind, of Hampshire, took Viagra in June. He claims doctors tried to subside his erection for three days before it went down naturally, but he has been left with permanent damage.
What a dick! Oh, hang on.....
 
Someone who is working hard for his place!
Viagra user says his 'month-long' erection left him impotent after doctors 'mutilated' his penis to fix side effect caused by the drug

Nat Thind, of Hampshire, took Viagra in June. He claims doctors tried to subside his erection for three days before it went down naturally, but he has been left with permanent damage.
I bet his girlfriend/boyfriend had a fucking big smile on their face.
 
I wasn’t sure if this belonged here or on the India news thread.
I wonder if this is a quote @earth would be proud of
“India has the highest number of recorded selfie deaths in the world”
It's not like they have a shortage of people...

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Someone who is working hard for his place!
Viagra user says his 'month-long' erection left him impotent after doctors 'mutilated' his penis to fix side effect caused by the drug

Nat Thind, of Hampshire, took Viagra in June. He claims doctors tried to subside his erection for three days before it went down naturally, but he has been left with permanent damage.
At least everyone now knows what Mr Button Mushroom looks like....
 

Seadog

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Someone who is working hard for his place!
Viagra user says his 'month-long' erection left him impotent after doctors 'mutilated' his penis to fix side effect caused by the drug

Nat Thind, of Hampshire, took Viagra in June. He claims doctors tried to subside his erection for three days before it went down naturally, but he has been left with permanent damage.
Doctors tried to subside his erection? They should have asked the zoo to send a Steve Irwin type snake wrestler to help.

Matey looks as if he’s applied Viagra to his perma ‘compo face’.
 
Doctors tried to subside his erection? They should have asked the zoo to send a Steve Irwin type snake wrestler to help.

Matey looks as if he’s applied Viagra to his perma ‘compo face’.
Apparently they tried a surgical stunt to tame the beast. Wonder if it entailed doing a back flip off the x-ray machine with a scalpel gripped in the teeth and a loaded bed pan in each hand?
 
Another lovely 14 year old boy beaten to death by a lamp post that suddenly jumped out in front of the stolen car he was driving.

Boy, 14, killed when a 'stolen' Fiat 500 he was driving crashed during a police chase

Teenager Leo Gradwell , 14, has been named locally as boy who died in the crash
He was believed to have been driving when the car crashed in Golborne, Wigan
Leo's picture has been left at the scene on Ashton Road along with many tributes

Pictured: Boy killed when a 'stolen' Fiat 500 he was driving crashed

Local garage owners & card shops report massive boost in sales of cellophane wrapped flowers and shite balloons.
 
Another lovely 14 year old boy beaten to death by a lamp post that suddenly jumped out in front of the stolen car he was driving.

Boy, 14, killed when a 'stolen' Fiat 500 he was driving crashed during a police chase

Teenager Leo Gradwell , 14, has been named locally as boy who died in the crash
He was believed to have been driving when the car crashed in Golborne, Wigan
Leo's picture has been left at the scene on Ashton Road along with many tributes

Pictured: Boy killed when a 'stolen' Fiat 500 he was driving crashed

Local garage owners & card shops report massive boost in sales of cellophane wrapped flowers and shite balloons.
Police conduct being investigated first....
 
Another lovely 14 year old boy beaten to death by a lamp post that suddenly jumped out in front of the stolen car he was driving.

Boy, 14, killed when a 'stolen' Fiat 500 he was driving crashed during a police chase

Teenager Leo Gradwell , 14, has been named locally as boy who died in the crash
He was believed to have been driving when the car crashed in Golborne, Wigan
Leo's picture has been left at the scene on Ashton Road along with many tributes

Pictured: Boy killed when a 'stolen' Fiat 500 he was driving crashed

Local garage owners & card shops report massive boost in sales of cellophane wrapped flowers and shite balloons.
Are brav soja is wif da angles know
 
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