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Isn't it one tenth of a laboon?
I know damn well what lobola is, had to pay one myself, just can't see the link between it and some poachers getting grazed.
 

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I assume that's some sort of euphemism?
Nope.
I never took this particular R&R option, (game drives seemed a bit of a busman's holiday,) but when having sundowners near the bar by the dam, drunk squaddies thought if funny to get over the fence, run up to the resident potto, slap it on the gat and run back.
I imagine the pachyderm must have been used to these antics and ignored them as I've yet to hear of any deaths.
 
...what lobola is, had to pay one myself...

Considering how the loonspud turned out, any chance of a refund? Deducting the handling fee and fair wear and tear, I reckon you're good for at least five tons of biltong on the hoof.
 

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I've stayed in the hotel this happened in, they warn you not to leave your room at night without security and to not under any circumstances approach the hippos.

Numpty.
Are the signs in Chinese? Or HSE compliant



Top one is dodgy.


 

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