Darwin awards for 2018

Sorry had a laugh at the point when she was trying to dig, grub her way out with a copper pipe through the stud wall only to hit another brick wall.

Just thought about Moist von Lipwig in Going Postal by Terry Prachett .

Might have been another book but it was when he dug his way through his cell wall with a spoon I think. Only to find another wall and spoon.

As the guards said .

“ Gives a man hope”.
 
Rapper Jon James McMurray has fallen to his death after a video shoot on the wing of a plane mid-flight went tragically wrong.
The 34-year-old Canadian had been training "intensively" for the stunt which involved rapping while walking along the wing of a plane, according to his management.

Canadian rapper Jon James McMurray dies after falling off plane wing during video shoot
Loved the bit from his mate who talked about the sun not "shinning" as brightly after his best buddy "passed" yesterday evening. Too right he passed. He passed some birds, he passed some clouds and finally passed a few trees.

Now, it's always a bit of a tragedy when someone has passed but this was a rapper so tuff titty.
 
“You read the papers and you’re led to believe that the world is a big, scary place," Austin wrote.
“People, the narrative goes, are not to be trusted. People are bad. People are evil."


“I don’t buy it," he continued. "Evil is a make-believe concept we’ve invented to deal with the complexities of fellow humans holding values and beliefs and perspectives different than our own... By and large, humans are kind. Self-interested sometimes, myopic sometimes, but kind. Generous and wonderful and kind.”
Met an Irish man in 2000,on a camp site in Sardinia, he was planning to cycle across Europe and the Arab countries. He was ginger, wearing green , everything he had was green , his bike, tent , everything.

He was just a lost child.

We needed a cork screw, asking if he had one he smiled, ran to his green tent, ran back with the cork screw.

We opened the wine , poured it into our glasses and gave it back to him.

Nothing for him , poor chap.

Wonder what became of him?
 
Rapper Jon James McMurray has fallen to his death after a video shoot on the wing of a plane mid-flight went tragically wrong.
The 34-year-old Canadian had been training "intensively" for the stunt which involved rapping while walking along the wing of a plane, according to his management.

Canadian rapper Jon James McMurray dies after falling off plane wing during video shoot
I'm waiting for the conspiracy theory that says he was killed by the Illuminate, like Two Pack Shaker. In fact, fcuk it, I'll start that one here and now.
 
China is the new America:

China bus plunge: Fight blamed for causing fatal crash

Security footage from a bus which crashed into a river in China has revealed that the driver was fighting with a passenger moments earlier.


Darwin wears a purple cloak

You have to watch the video.
 
It's the croissant wot done it!
Former champion boxer dies during croissant-eating competition in Argentina | Daily Mail Online

This is the harrowing moment horrified onlookers try to save the life of a former champion boxer who collapsed and died during a croissant-eating competition.
Several men surround Argentinian Mario Melo to try to dislodge the food stuck in his throat after he suffered complications during the contest to see who could eat the most croissants in a minute on Sunday in the city of Pinamar.
 
It's the croissant wot done it!
Former champion boxer dies during croissant-eating competition in Argentina | Daily Mail Online

This is the harrowing moment horrified onlookers try to save the life of a former champion boxer who collapsed and died during a croissant-eating competition.
Several men surround Argentinian Mario Melo to try to dislodge the food stuck in his throat after he suffered complications during the contest to see who could eat the most croissants in a minute on Sunday in the city of Pinamar.
I'm making a guess that it wasn't him.
 
It's the croissant wot done it!
Former champion boxer dies during croissant-eating competition in Argentina | Daily Mail Online

This is the harrowing moment horrified onlookers try to save the life of a former champion boxer who collapsed and died during a croissant-eating competition.
Several men surround Argentinian Mario Melo to try to dislodge the food stuck in his throat after he suffered complications during the contest to see who could eat the most croissants in a minute on Sunday in the city of Pinamar.
Will he be entered on the roll of honour?
 

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