Darwin Award or just unlucky?

#1
Ouch!

What's he going to do for a living now?

I hope he's got a decent girlfriend to help him out now that he can't go for a wank.
 
#2
Silly Man.............
 
#3
No Darwin award as failed the removal from genepool part, sounds a bit on the dumb side though
 
#4
Not sure about that but the kid who was sucked into a pool cleaning system yesturday was better off dead, thick tw@ lifted the cover off of a drain and went into it looking for his gogles? Seriously how stupid do you need to be?
 
#5
Instead of hooks or false hands, maybe he could have a can opener on one hand and an electric whisk on the other? ;-)
 
#6
hallveg said:
Not sure about that but the kid who was sucked into a pool cleaning system yesturday was better off dead, thick tw@ lifted the cover off of a drain and went into it looking for his gogles? Seriously how stupid do you need to be?
Agreed, certainly Darwin materiel.
 
#7
Let's not forget the kid who got drunk celebrating finishing his exams...and fell off a fcuking cliff! Or the fcukwit hit by a lorry at T in The Park. And the other music lover who died after falling off a four-foot wall at a music festival in Serbia.

July is shaping up to be a good month for Darwinism! :D :lol:
 

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#8
Werewolf said:
Let's not forget the kid who got drunk celebrating finishing his exams...and fell off a fcuking cliff! Or the fcukwit hit by a lorry at T in The Park. And the other music lover who died after falling off a four-foot wall at a music festival in Serbia.

July is shaping up to be a good month for Darwinism! :D :lol:
That wasn't his fault, you know. His stepmum says it was the Mayor of Newquay forcing him to drink all that sambucca, and the Mayor is responsible for the kid's death, not the kid himself.
 
#9
Werewolf said:
Let's not forget the kid who got drunk celebrating finishing his exams...and fell off a fcuking cliff! Or the fcukwit hit by a lorry at T in The Park. And the other music lover who died after falling off a four-foot wall at a music festival in Serbia.

July is shaping up to be a good month for Darwinism! :D :lol:
At a booze up in Belgrade a couple of years ago spme cnut ran through the bear cage in the zoo. Misha and Masha (the legal Tenants) ate the cnut. LOOOOOOOOOSSSSEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR :twisted:
 
#10
Grownup_Rafbrat said:
Werewolf said:
Let's not forget the kid who got drunk celebrating finishing his exams...and fell off a fcuking cliff! Or the fcukwit hit by a lorry at T in The Park. And the other music lover who died after falling off a four-foot wall at a music festival in Serbia.

July is shaping up to be a good month for Darwinism! :D :lol:
That wasn't his fault, you know. His stepmum says it was the Mayor of Newquay forcing him to drink all that sambucca, and the Mayor is responsible for the kid's death, not the kid himself.
Ah yes! Lets blame someone else :x
How about the Mayor sues the parents for all the trouble their son caused 8O
 

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#11
A Darwinian near miss gets an 'Honorable Mention' in the Darwin Awards Hall of Fame.

Darwin Awards said:
The stupidity displayed by the participants in the following tales stops short of the ultimate sacrifice, but we salute their spirit and innovation.
Having said that - the poor chap is still on life support, so he may yet get his seat upgraded.
 
#12
right-grumpy said:
Grownup_Rafbrat said:
Werewolf said:
Let's not forget the kid who got drunk celebrating finishing his exams...and fell off a fcuking cliff! Or the fcukwit hit by a lorry at T in The Park. And the other music lover who died after falling off a four-foot wall at a music festival in Serbia.

July is shaping up to be a good month for Darwinism! :D :lol:
That wasn't his fault, you know. His stepmum says it was the Mayor of Newquay forcing him to drink all that sambucca, and the Mayor is responsible for the kid's death, not the kid himself.
Ah yes! Lets blame someone else :x
How about the Mayor sues the parents for all the trouble their son caused 8O
Quite. Did they honestly think a 16-year-old boy would be drinking tea or lemonade? Did they bring him up to be responsible for his own actions? Are they after compo? Did I say that?
 
#16
OK, everybody put your hands together and give him a round of applause... :twisted:
 
#19
I recall a civi storeman found with head injuries in spain & assumed murdered.....until they played the film in his video camera & realised he had accidently walked over a cliff while filming!
 
#20
fingers_1661 said:
I recall a civi storeman found with head injuries in spain & assumed murdered.....until they played the film in his video camera & realised he had accidently walked over a cliff while filming!
A definite Darwin award that one
 
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