Darling.... try not to come too fast.....

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Queensman, Jun 11, 2009.

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  1. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Yeah, for evidence, that's right, that's why we filmed them eh Boris.
  2. :lol:

    This is the bit I like:
    Sure, it was purely for evidence :wink:

    Edited to add, damn you and your faster fingers Biped :D
  3. If she was in front of him, and her back was in his way so she was facing forward........... is she not more the driver than he is :?
    Maybe she is small so sat on his lap while he worked the peddles, to stop her slipping off his lap he used his knob to secure her in place! :D

    And that is the case for the defence :roll:
  4. Is Queensman a very slow reader?
  5. As Manuel used to say: Que?
    I'm not sure I follow you on that one Vanman..... which I guess must make me slow, but not necessarily at reading.
  6. My mistake!... I thought this was a thread about the (has he been sacked? ... No, he hasn't) Chancellor of the Exchequer
  7. This story is dated Monday, 13 April 2009 15:01
    I'm sure it was in the Naafi then.Still a great story though!

    EDIT,just found it!
  8. Vanman,
    You're so right - how embarrassing. I just spotted it yesterday on the Beeb.
    Sorry one and all.