"Darksiders" game

#1


http://www.vigilgames.com/darksiders - to be released 24 Sep 10

Deceived by the forces of evil into prematurely bringing about the end of the world, War – the first Horseman of the Apocalypse – stands accused of breaking the sacred law by inciting a war between Heaven and Hell. In the slaughter that ensued, the demonic forces defeated the heavenly hosts and laid claim to the Earth.

Brought before the sacred Charred Council, War is indicted for his crimes and stripped of his powers. Dishonored and facing his own death, War is given the opportunity to return to Earth to search for the truth and punish those responsible.

Hunted by a vengeful group of Angels, War must take on the forces of Hell, forge uneasy alliances with the very demons he hunts, and journey across the ravaged remains of the Earth on his quest for vengeance and vindication.

Apocalyptic Power – Unleash the wrath of War, combining brutal attacks and supernatural abilities to decimate all who stand in your way

Extreme Arsenal – Wield a devastating arsenal of angelic, demonic and Earthly weapons; and blaze a trail of destruction atop Ruin, War’s fiery phantom steed

Epic Quest – Battle across the wastelands and demon-infested dungeons of the decimated Earth in your quest for vengeance and redemption

Character Progression – Uncover powerful ancient relics, upgrade your weapons, unlock new abilities, and customize your gameplay style

Battle Heaven and Hell – Battle against all who stand in your way - from war-weary angelic forces to Hell’s hideous demon hordes
no comment. :)
 
#4
I suppose Famine's the Brew-bitch then is he?
 
#6
Alas no, the best I ever managed was "Annoying Rash".
 

chrisg46

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#7
Does it mention War's sons, Terror and Panic, and his daughter Clancy?
 
#8
At the end of the game does War get to retire with a full 22 year pension to his semi-detached home in Loughborough and spend weekends at his caravan in Pembrokeshire?
 
#9
Shepshed, surely? No-one would be vulgar enough to live in Loughborough itself.
 
#10
Shepshed, surely? No-one would be vulgar enough to live in Loughborough itself.
Quite possibly - but I reckon wherever he was War would want to be within easy walking distance of his wargaming club and klingon speaking friends from the old days. Mind you, he'd need to make sure that he had decent Wifi in the caravan in Pembrokeshire so that he could keep up with World of Warcraft at weekends.
 
#12
What roles within the army intelligence world make someone a "Darksider"? Or is it the whole of the Int corps in general?
Those requiring an IQ in excess of 140, devastating sexual allure, extreme physical attractiveness and a dauntingly high level of education and sophistication.
 
#13
Those requiring an IQ in excess of 140, devastating sexual allure, extreme physical attractiveness and a dauntingly high level of education and sophistication.
i.e. the lower echelons of the Corps.

whereas if you have an IQ greater than 155, mindblowing sexual allure, superlative physical fitness and an unheard of level of education and sophistication, come to the Light Side my friend :)
 
#14
i.e. the lower echelons of the Corps.

whereas if you have an IQ greater than 155, mindblowing sexual allure, superlative physical fitness and an unheard of level of education and sophistication, come to the Light Side my friend :)
...as a visiting lecturer from the Dark Side ;)
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#15
Blimey, with a sales pitch like that I'm not surprised that so many people want to join the Rock Apes.
 
#16
Blimey, with a sales pitch like that I'm not surprised that so many people want to join the Rock Apes.
Eh?!? Sorry don't get that one. You must be a darksider with humour as cryptic as that.
 

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