Discussion in 'Royal Navy' started by MoD_RSS, Mar 1, 2012.
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**************newsflash: Navy ship goes to sea stop meets other ships stop**********************
Whilst I like taking the piss out of the MOD feeds as much as the next man, can I just point you to the 14 sqallion threads on this site saying how crap the navy's new ships were and how they'd never work properly? Can I then point out that an extremely capable and operational warship has just pitched up in the middle of a cold war that could go hot in an instant if someone makes a silly mistake? Thank you. In your own time, go on.
But how will she repell the South American hoardes from the Falkland Islands when she's east of Suez?
Those missiles must be really good...
Well, clearly she can, because she's bloody brilliant. I can't tell you how - opsec and all that - but I will give you a little clue - dylithium crystals. Keep that under your hat
Anyone wants to help out the MoD people with their site design?
STOP! Keeping dylithium crystals under hats is now prohibited under the latest HSE regulations from the EU.
It's ok if you wear correct PPE:
Hat, Tin Foil, Man's NSN 8405-00-297-4023
Hat, Tin Foil, Cat, Ship's NSN 8405-00-297-4024
No she's not, we flogged her to the Brazilians.
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