Danny Dyer advises reader to cut up exs face

#1
Looks like all film parts playing the hardman ( sic ) has gone to Danny Dyers head, he advised a reader writing in to agaony aunt column to "slash his exe's face up so no one would fancy her ".
Though I can't see how anyone in his right mind would want the advice of a wannabe cockney hardman, but seeing as its a Zoo reader anythings possible.

Danny Dyer..Slash her face up !!!
 
#2
"Cockney" and "Hardman" in the same sentence... surely a typo of some sort?
 
#3
mon_colonel said:
Looks like all film parts playing the hardman ( sic ) has gone to Danny Dyers head, he advised a reader writing in to agaony aunt column to "slash his exe's face up so no one would fancy her ".
Though I can't see how anyone in his right mind would want the advice of a wannabe cockney hardman, but seeing as its a Zoo reader anythings possible.

Danny Dyer..Slash her face up !!!
I can only remember seeing him in one film, Mean Machine, and he played a right whiney little runt. What films did he play a "hard man" in?
 
#4
InVinoVeritas said:
"Cockney" and "Hardman" in the same sentence... surely a typo of some sort?
F**k off he's a Thespian, thats like a Walt only Gay'er
 
#6
Werewolf said:
mon_colonel said:
Looks like all film parts playing the hardman ( sic ) has gone to Danny Dyers head, he advised a reader writing in to agaony aunt column to "slash his exe's face up so no one would fancy her ".
Though I can't see how anyone in his right mind would want the advice of a wannabe cockney hardman, but seeing as its a Zoo reader anythings possible.

Danny Dyer..Slash her face up !!!
I can only remember seeing him in one film, Mean Machine, and he played a right whiney little runt. What films did he play a "hard man" in?
Beats me, probably the Football Factory though he more or less plays the same person in every things he "acts" in a mouthy cockney wideboy.
 
#9
LordVonHarley said:
Cockney? He's from Essex ffs!
Hes from Canning Town, East London been there a few times and not the nicest place to live.
 
#11
LordVonHarley said:
mon_colonel said:
LordVonHarley said:
Cockney? He's from Essex ffs!
Hes from Canning Town, East London been there a few times and not the nicest place to live.
Is he? Which mockney am I thinking of then?

He is still a plonker.
Jamie Oliver ?
 
#12
He really is quite a tool isn't he? Certainly gives those of us born in the East End a bad name.
 
#13
Pronto_Mike_Uniform said:
He really is quite a tool isn't he? Certainly gives those of us born in the East End a bad name.
Yes, its just Danny that gives those from the East End a bad name...no one else, just him.
 
#14
D0lly86 said:
Pronto_Mike_Uniform said:
He really is quite a tool isn't he? Certainly gives those of us born in the East End a bad name.
Yes, its just Danny that gives those from the East End a bad name...no one else, just him.[/quote

What about Nasty Nick?
 
#15
What a puff!! He needs to have a word with JR3 on how to properly chastise a bird....none of this girly little slashes shite!!
 
#16
Snigger, I'd like to see him try cut one of the ladiez that live around here.
I'd pay to see that.
 
#17
futurebootie said:
Snigger, I'd like to see him try cut one of the ladiez that live around here.
I'd pay to see that.
Are they the ladies that are sporting massive black c0cks and are into dry bumming?
 

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#18
He is a bit of a cnut though. When I say a bit I actually mean Total!
 
#19
LordVonHarley said:
futurebootie said:
Snigger, I'd like to see him try cut one of the ladiez that live around here.
I'd pay to see that.
Are they the ladies that are sporting massive black c0cks and are into dry bumming?
:D
 
#20
bigbird67 said:
What a puff!!
I thought so as well when he apologised

"Zoo and Danny Dyer condemn any violence against women. A donation will be made to Women's Aid."

Dyer is reported by The Sun to be claiming that he was misquoted. "This is totally out of order, I am totally devastated. I have been completely misquoted. This is not the advice I would give any member of the public I do not condone violence against women."
How will they learn if they don't get a tap every now and then?
 
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