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#1
Anyone heard of this new activity??

To sum it up...Nearing the end of "personal admin", you shout something along the lines of "MUM, THE CARPETS ON FIRE!!" , or if you really are feeling dangerous "GRAN, HELP IM STUCK". You then have approximately 10/20 seconds to finish before your busted!!

Hours of fun!
 
#2
Suede maybe its time you moved out of your parents house, and got a real life, you know one with real girls in it. All the porn dvds are starting to addle your brain...
 
#13
Bottleosmoke said:
Suedehead said:
...............just got caught by my gran.
I doubt it mate. Ive just dug the old crone up and I'm rattling her decaying arrse as we speak.
I thought the soil on her grave looked more turned than when I usually scoop her up.

Watch her left lady-lip. It's a little runnier than you might like.

I tend to go for the hoop derriere. All that rigor mortis gives her a tightness you wont find in anyone over 7 years old.
 
#14
Suedehead said:
Anyone heard of this new activity??

To sum it up...Nearing the end of "personal admin", you shout something along the lines of "MUM, THE CARPETS ON FIRE!!" , or if you really are feeling dangerous "GRAN, HELP IM STUCK". You then have approximately 10/20 seconds to finish before your busted!!

Hours of fun!
Suedehead said:
...............just got caught by my gran.
Why do I get the feeling you want to get caught? You're either a potential rapist or pervert. Plus incest is illegal.
 
#15
Suedehead said:
...............just got caught by my gran.
Suede are you plug ugly and cant get a girl or do you just get your rocks off when your mum or your gran are watching, you might want to concider some sort of therapy....
 
#17
scotlass said:
Suedehead said:
...............just got caught by my gran.
Suede are you plug ugly and cant get a girl or do you just get your rocks off when your mum or your gran are watching, you might want to concider some sort of therapy....
well in the event i couldnt get a girl i still wouldnt touch you with 2 barge poles
 

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