Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Suedehead, May 10, 2007.

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  1. Anyone heard of this new activity??

    To sum it up...Nearing the end of "personal admin", you shout something along the lines of "MUM, THE CARPETS ON FIRE!!" , or if you really are feeling dangerous "GRAN, HELP IM STUCK". You then have approximately 10/20 seconds to finish before your busted!!

    Hours of fun!
  2. Suede maybe its time you moved out of your parents house, and got a real life, you know one with real girls in it. All the porn dvds are starting to addle your brain...
  3. Does mummy know you're using the interweb? shouldn't you be doing your homework?
  4. When i caught my 16 year old son,he said he had an itch,i said do you want a cup of T!!! :oops:
  5. you wanted him to do it into a cup of tea....
  6. It was the first thing to come into my head. :)
  7. as long as he didnt,,, 8O
  8. Suppose that was better than "Do you want Mummy to scratch it?"
  9. or make sure your itch dosent make a mess on the bed...
  10. Put a sock in it.

    Oops, got it the wrong way round. :D
  11. ...............just got caught by my gran.
  12. I doubt it mate. Ive just dug the old crone up and I'm rattling her decaying arrse as we speak.
  13. I thought the soil on her grave looked more turned than when I usually scoop her up.

    Watch her left lady-lip. It's a little runnier than you might like.

    I tend to go for the hoop derriere. All that rigor mortis gives her a tightness you wont find in anyone over 7 years old.
  14. Why do I get the feeling you want to get caught? You're either a potential rapist or pervert. Plus incest is illegal.
  15. Suede are you plug ugly and cant get a girl or do you just get your rocks off when your mum or your gran are watching, you might want to concider some sort of therapy....