Dangerous driving - a solution of sorts

CplFoodspoiler

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#1
I watched a program last night called "Dangerous Driver School" it showed three people and their respective driving styles. One, in particular, consistently drove well over the speed limit whilst simultaneously talking on the phone, consuming a double cheeseburger and controlling the steering wheel with his knees. As the twat was actually filmed doing this, could he be prosecuted on such evidence?

This gave me an idea for a new flight sim game based on police helicopters. Arm the buggers! The object would be to force your prey into a suitable place - open countryside, parkland - by careful positioning of your ground forces, and then destroy them with whatever weapons you had to hand. A nice Hellfire up the wide bore exhaust? 30mm cannon round / rounds through the windscreen and smack into the cnuts acne pitted face...... deep breath...... and calm.

Police interceptors would never be the same!
 
#2
Yes they could be prosecuted I believe as people have been prosecuted from YouTube postings before. Depends if it could be proven if it was on a public road.
 

BuggerAll

LE
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#3
I watched a program last night called "Dangerous Driver School" it showed three people and their respective driving styles. One, in particular, consistently drove well over the speed limit whilst simultaneously talking on the phone, consuming a double cheeseburger and controlling the steering wheel with his knees. As the twat was actually filmed doing this, could he be prosecuted on such evidence?

This gave me an idea for a new flight sim game based on police helicopters. Arm the buggers! The object would be to force your prey into a suitable place - open countryside, parkland - by careful positioning of your ground forces, and then destroy them with whatever weapons you had to hand. A nice Hellfire up the wide bore exhaust? 30mm cannon round / rounds through the windscreen and smack into the cnuts acne pitted face...... deep breath...... and calm.

Police interceptors would never be the same!
Been done it's called Grand Theft Auto or GTA. You can do exactly that in several of it's iterations. You can also batter whores to death with a baseball bat and steal their money.
 

CplFoodspoiler

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#4
Been done it's called Grand Theft Auto or GTA. You can do exactly that in several of it's iterations. You can also batter whores to death with a baseball bat and steal their money.
Ah, so it has. Okay a mod then. Set it in Essex, police in Evo's - twats in twatmobiles with local accents for authenticity. Same objective.
 
#5
Aye you can get done theres some saddo's who go round with camera's on their dash and video bad driving and hand it over to the police. They also are that fucking anal they report mis-erected signs to the relevent authority and know the planning laws for siting them inside out even the local auths check out the site before putting new signs up.
 

BuggerAll

LE
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#6
Aye you can get done theres some saddo's who go round with camera's on their dash and video bad driving and hand it over to the police. They also are that fucking anal they report mis-erected signs to the relevent authority and know the planning laws for siting them inside out even the local auths check out the site before putting new signs up.
I'm more on the side of the saddo's. Number of times I've had to avoid accidents with twunts who are either driving badly because they are idiots or because they are concentrating on doing something else.

I'd rather live in society where people are prepared to take action when they see wrong doing than one where they prefer to avert their gaze and step onto the other side of the street, either because they don't care or because they are scared of the consequences.
 
#7
I'm more on the side of the saddo's. Number of times I've had to avoid accidents with twunts who are either driving badly because they are idiots or because they are concentrating on doing something else.

I'd rather live in society where people are prepared to take action when they see wrong doing than one where they prefer to avert their gaze and step onto the other side of the street, either because they don't care or because they are scared of the consequences.
Wot he says!!!
 
#8
I attract a dickhead drivers like moths to a flame in my car and have in the past phoned employers/police etc if I've nearly been wiped out or witnessed either a D&D or someone sleeping at the wheel. However going out armed with a camera is taking the fooking piss
 
#9
Aye you can get done theres some saddo's who go round with camera's on their dash and video bad driving and hand it over to the police.
I am seriously considering becoming that sad. I've reported a couple of, in my tiny mind, "idiots" for what I regard as dangerous driving on M-ways. I don't mind speed but I do object, for example, to weaving in and out of traffic with a speed differential of about 60 mph - the average driver will never know they're there. I would also willingly turn a 120 mm on the closet (or real) gays who find my backside so attractive that I can see them but not their number plates in my rear view mirror at 70 (cough!) mph.

They also are that fucking anal they report mis-erected signs to the relevent authority and know the planning laws for siting them inside out even the local auths check out the site before putting new signs up.
I'm not quite that sad ... yet.
 
#10
My mate the Traffic Cop says he rarely sees any dangerous driving etc when in a patrol car, but sees plenty when off duty in his people carrier. Pretty much shows that the policy of removing coppers from the beat/partol and replacing with CCTV and speed cameras has a negative effect.
 
#11
My mate the Traffic Cop says he rarely sees any dangerous driving etc when in a patrol car, but sees plenty when off duty in his people carrier. .
Does he looked in his rearview mirror occasionally? I've seen a fair bit of dangerous braking going on when people finally notice the police car (or Highway Agency Traffic Officer vehicle!).
 
#13
I would also willingly turn a 120 mm on the closet (or real) gays who find my backside so attractive that I can see them but not their number plates in my rear view mirror at 70 (cough!) mph.
Switching your rear fog lights on (or gently tapping the brake pedal) produces a most amusing affect on that particular breed of wanker.
 
#15
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What's wrong with doing something else whilst at the wheel? You've obviously never had a wank whilst in a convoy.
 

BuggerAll

LE
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#17
trust me you aint seen nothing, get your aarses over to N.I. full of very selfish wankers and wouldnt know how to spell safe driving, best folk in the world then put em behind the wheel and watch em try to kill someone
 
#18
Their are some who just should never be given a push bike yet alone a car, Back in january my uncle got his brand new company car an Insignia VXR in white couple of days later were in it for a test drive we pull up at a zebra crossing and this old batterd KA who had been a resonable distance behind goes straight in to the back of us fortunatly the KA was going slowly so everyone walked away fine but the insignia looked like some one had done a number on its backside. We couldn't figure out how the fat las driving the KA could have missed us stop. However one of the people on the street who'd seen the crash said as the KA was coming up to us the girl driving had been looking over her shoulder and reaching for something in the backseat, which would explain why she never saw us.
Good news was though the VXR was replaced by the rental company with an identical one pretty quick.
 
#19
Their are some who just should never be given a push bike yet alone a car, Back in january my uncle got his brand new company car an Insignia VXR in white couple of days later were in it for a test drive we pull up at a zebra crossing and this old batterd KA who had been a resonable distance behind goes straight in to the back of us fortunatly the KA was going slowly so everyone walked away fine but the insignia looked like some one had done a number on its backside. We couldn't figure out how the fat las driving the KA could have missed us stop. However one of the people on the street who'd seen the crash said as the KA was coming up to us the girl driving had been looking over her shoulder and reaching for something in the backseat, which would explain why she never saw us.
Good news was though the VXR was replaced by the rental company with an identical one pretty quick.
You're lucky you had a witness. Driving my Alfa Guilietta, I pulled up at a Pelican crossing, applied handbrake and waited ... no one there, of course. Just as I'd stopped, I noticed a car approaching behind, 2 people in it, and watched it continue to approach, thinking "Hmm. They're leaving the old braking a bit late" and by the time, I'd realized they weren't going to stop it was too late to do much about it. Result, one Fiat Panda with its snout embedded in my rear seat - my Alfa stuffed, their Fiat OKish. Thank goodness for the impact absorbing properties of Italian Rust. Exchanged details, etc. When I put the claim in they denied they'd ever been in Cambridge that day, let alone had an accident of any kind, and with no witnesses ...
 
#20
I'm on my motorbike, pull up behind a car at a set of lights. Car takes off, so do I, next thing.......gone......the driver of the car...? WTF just happened thinks I, the car is still pottering along except for one hand on the stearing wheel. Fuck me for a game of soldiers, so I overtake on the inside as there's a road divider, as I come alongside there is this bitch leaning over and faffing about in the glovebox with her left hand and still steering with the right. I shake my head and wonder why do I ride my bike knowing that there's 'tards like this on the road?
 

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