Dangerous beavers!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by FrosteeMARIA, May 30, 2013.

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  1. FrosteeMARIA

    FrosteeMARIA LE Gallery Guru

  2. A beaver with teeth!? Cunnilingus is off.
     
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  3. I saw a lovely girl in Berlin with a very highly trained beaver.It did tricks and everything.
     
  4. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    I think we did this a few weeks back - but are they sure it wasn't a wet rabbit?

    I've seen the holy grail and they're vicious buggers.
     
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  5. Surely your tongue is a minor worry? I wouldn't be putting my cock in it.
     
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  6. fu2

    fu2 LE

    I have a healthy respect of hairy beavers. You can catch all sorts of things off a dirty beaver.
     
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  7. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Not the thread I was hoping for if I'm honest.
     
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  8. The old ones are the best...
     

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  9. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Welcome to two months ago. Hows tricks in the Tardis? But since we're chatting, whats going to win the 3.45 at Kempton Park tomorrow?
     
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  10. FrosteeMARIA

    FrosteeMARIA LE Gallery Guru

    Did not know there was a previous thread, despite a quick search. So fuck off.
     
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  11. Did she sign and address a postcard, like the one I saw in Amsterdam?
     
  12. Never trust a vegetarian.
     
  13. Probably fell into bad company.
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