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The comments are good: Horace C. Lank
Her: I demand you orally gratify me while I make myself as unappealling and unattractive as humanly(???) as possible!
Him: Not even with the next door neighbor's dog's tongue...
The poor bastard was in shock ffs, give him a chance !
He meant to say, "My girlfriend appears to be deceased but still has at least one useful hole available."