Don't forget only one sausage.I wouldn't need to resort to such tactics to have her bucking and thrusting. She'd be doing that naturally attempting to dismount my joystick.
There may be a "slight" exaggeration in that last sentence. I'm sure you've heard the expression, throwing a sausage into the mersey tunnel. I'm not saying hers is like the tunnel, more the sausage isn't as large as I implied.
One to accidentally put your finger through while trying to put it on.I used to wonder about packets of three. I only have one *sausage.
* Well cocktail more like, but shh keep it to yourself.
Put a ball gag on her, ride her from behind and when you want a bit of a bucking bronco whisper in her ear "I'm Jewish"
If your friend was an RMP Officer that is exactly who I thought of when I first saw a photo of Katie Hopkins.She bears an alarming resemblance to a female friend of mine who, unlike Hopkins, successfully completed RMAS and did 20 years Regular service afterwards.