Danger Fucks

Presumably "where he was playing computer games" a less embarrassing way of saying "she interrupted him banging one out to some online porn and decided to jump on rather than waste a hard-on".
 
Does the article mean they were having sex roughly, twice a month, or they were having sex roughly twice a month?
Well if they're only doing it twice a month then they are lightweights.

At 13 I'd have been at her twice before lunch daily.
 
Jezus H

'You are supposed to have sex and, like, love each other. It was just like, she just wanted to do it. Now I feel like she did not really care about me.'
 
Jezus H

'You are supposed to have sex and, like, love each other. It was just like, she just wanted to do it. Now I feel like she did not really care about me.'
They chopped off his final sentence: "It was fucking ace!"
 

Fake Sheikh

War Hero
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Her partner Helen would be upset if Ms Dick turned turned to the darkside
 

Dr Death

Clanker
Any young ladies & men who have just attended the Med Centre for the weekly GUM Clinics.
Oh yes, a jab from the staff & back to work spreading STI's.
 
Any young ladies & men who have just attended the Med Centre for the weekly GUM Clinics.
Oh yes, a jab from the staff & back to work spreading STI's.
Fascinating
 

FakeSheikh2

Old-Salt
This one is a possibility
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How long till her Boyfriend cheats on her as he has form for it?
 

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