Danger Fucks

Years ago I dated a girl who was beautiful, kind, funny, and mentally ill.

She would be fine 90% of the time, and would then slip into bizarre behaviour. She once snatched my car keys at the traffic lights, and threw them in a river. She would be convinced she was being followed and spied on. She would develop bizarre obsessions. She carried a sharpened screwdriver in her handbag to protect herself from “them”.

Thr only guy who seemed capable of calming her down was an ex boyfriend who was apparently still shagging her.

I gave up on her in the end. Sooner or later ai was going to get a screwdriver in the heart.
I was teaching a Junior Officers' Leadership Programme module at Tidworth and the Chief Clerk asked if Lt X could come to the phone urgently. Ten minutes later Lt X sticks his head back in looking a tad pale and asks for a word. It transpired he was needed back at his unit PDQ as one of his soldiers had been with his current squeeze and had inadvertently called by his ex's name. She had reached into the bedside drawer and pulled out the carving knife she kept in there (as you do) and fatally stabbed him in the neck. She eventually went down for Diminished Responsibility manslaughter.
 
Drunk Jet2 passenger, 26, who caused 'chaos in the sky' after trying to OPEN plane's door at 30,000ft then yelled 'you're all going to f***ing DIE' as she was held down is jailed for two years
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In her drunken rampage she also sent one flight attendant 'flying across the plane' before attacking people on board who made a citizen's arrest by pinning her down in the aisle as she screamed: 'I'm going to f**king kill everyone, you are all going to f**king die'.'

Two RAF Typhoon fighters then arrived at either side of the aircraft and guided it back into Stansted, with the jets sent with such speed a sonic boom could be heard across the east of England.

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Haines, 26, sobbed outside court in November where she admitted assault by beating and endangering an aircraft. Chloe Haines, 25, has been hit with an £85,000 bill by airline Jet2

Absolutely lush.

Less brains than a week old dog turd
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I'd do them both, mile high club
 
One for fans of the Bund Deutscher Mädel, please give a welcome to the thread to English Rose and extreme right pin-up Eva Van Housen aka Jenna Smith....

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Does she do porn?
 
I was teaching a Junior Officers' Leadership Programme module at Tidworth and the Chief Clerk asked if Lt X could come to the phone urgently. Ten minutes later Lt X sticks his head back in looking a tad pale and asks for a word. It transpired he was needed back at his unit PDQ as one of his soldiers had been with his current squeeze and had inadvertently called by his ex's name. She had reached into the bedside drawer and pulled out the carving knife she kept in there (as you do) and fatally stabbed him in the neck. She eventually went down for Diminished Responsibility manslaughter.
She should have done it between 2359 and 0001...
 

Just_plain_you

War Hero
I was teaching a Junior Officers' Leadership Programme module at Tidworth and the Chief Clerk asked if Lt X could come to the phone urgently. Ten minutes later Lt X sticks his head back in looking a tad pale and asks for a word. It transpired he was needed back at his unit PDQ as one of his soldiers had been with his current squeeze and had inadvertently called by his ex's name. She had reached into the bedside drawer and pulled out the carving knife she kept in there (as you do) and fatally stabbed him in the neck. She eventually went down for Diminished Responsibility manslaughter.
The "bronco f*ck". Definitely dangerous.
 

Fake Sheikh

War Hero
Phil Schofield got offered this.
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Enough to turn most gay just opening of her gob & instant turn off.

That said 2 on arrse still would!
 

mrboo

Old-Salt
If she doesn't kill you on the ground, she'll kill you in the air:


Drunk Jet2 passenger, 26, who caused 'chaos in the sky' after trying to OPEN plane's door at 30,000ft then yelled 'you're all going to f***ing DIE' as she was held down is jailed for two years
View attachment 449437

In her drunken rampage she also sent one flight attendant 'flying across the plane' before attacking people on board who made a citizen's arrest by pinning her down in the aisle as she screamed: 'I'm going to f**king kill everyone, you are all going to f**king die'.'

Two RAF Typhoon fighters then arrived at either side of the aircraft and guided it back into Stansted, with the jets sent with such speed a sonic boom could be heard across the east of England.

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Haines, 26, sobbed outside court in November where she admitted assault by beating and endangering an aircraft. Chloe Haines, 25, has been hit with an £85,000 bill by airline Jet2

Absolutely lush.

Less brains than a week old dog turd
Ok I know you can't open a door of a plane in flight . BUT if you could what the flying fcuk could two fast jets do about it ?
Do they have some sort of emergency door filling sidewinder missile they can shoot at the plane
 

Fake Sheikh

War Hero
Coleen Rooney
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Wayne got bored & fcuked a granny, says it all!
 

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