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Danger Fucks

RTU'd

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This one deserves a heading of its own, its unique, as its only the second time a talentless chav goldigger of such monumental proportions, has reduced a half decent bloke to a dribbling incohearant doormat, the first being Wallis Simpson, might i suggest "Mega dangerous fucks." MDF

Or maybe Megan Dangerous Fucks as MDF?
 
This one deserves a heading of its own, its unique, as its only the second time a talentless chav goldigger of such monumental proportions, has reduced a half decent bloke to a dribbling incohearant doormat, the first being Wallis Simpson, might i suggest "Mega dangerous fucks." MDF

[Pedant mode on] It cannot be both unique and the second time it has happened, the two are mutually exclusive [pedant mode off]
 

RTU'd

Old-Salt
One on the left would buck & fight like a unbroken in horse if you whisper "I'm an american" as you fcuk her.
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Bloke in the suit must squash her unless she goes on top of fatty?
 
One of the things written on the paper on her lap is Remember - Do not ask ‘is it in yet?’
 
One on the left would buck & fight like a unbroken in horse if you whisper "I'm an american" as you fcuk her.
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Bloke in the suit must squash her unless she goes on top of fatty?

She's a proper premier league danger fuck

I bet them could get in an out alive, even if they cum too early
 
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. The Sun has won. So she has Heard immunity?


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One on the left would buck & fight like a unbroken in horse if you whisper "I'm an american" as you fcuk her.
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Bloke in the suit must squash her unless she goes on top of fatty?

I've got the hots for her and really can't work out why, maybe I do have a thing for danger f**ks?
 

philc

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Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. The Sun has won. So she has Heard immunity?


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Moral of the story, don't marry a mentalist 1/2 your age, he is going to be churning out crap films like Nick Cage now.
 
Moral of the story, don't marry a mentalist 1/2 your age, he is going to be churning out crap films like Nick Cage now.
Or, don't be a dick who beats up women. His films were already crap.
 
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