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Danger Fucks

Mattb

LE
Would you?





Might be advisable to read this bit
 
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It'll be like nailing a human female praying mantis. "Ah that was great dear ... (Rolls off to wipe cock on curtains) ... Er what's with the huge hedge trimmers?!"
 
Your missing the point, she only tops older women, no severed bell ends were ever found in her deep freeze....it's like Everest really, you do it because it's there.......I'd be on her like a tramp on chips myself!
 

Joker62

ADC
Book Reviewer

jackhackett

Old-Salt
Got a (slight) touch of Rebecca De Mornay about her

...or is that Cod Mornay, mmm...
 
I was thinking for a while that the nurse who allegedly poisoned patients would be a good danger fuck
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But then recent pictures of her came out in the news and the blood evacuated from my cheb end

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Chef

LE
That gents is why bondage was invented, its not just for surprise sex; its a health and safety thing.
 
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NO. How much is a Punt anyway.

At today's exchange rate it is roughly equivalent to 2.5 times the benign burbling post of a typical internet twat.
 

_Chimurenga_

LE
Gallery Guru
Look on the bright side, you don't have to worry about dealing with the mother-in-law.
 

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