Danger Fucks

[Mattb]

Would you?

Might be advisable to read this bit

 

[llech]

Mental health issues = A fantastic fuck. I just make sure it was doggy and I've got my Nike's on!

 

[The13thDukeOfWybourne]

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It'll be like nailing a human female praying mantis. "Ah that was great dear ... (Rolls off to wipe cock on curtains) ... Er what's with the huge hedge trimmers?!"

 

[cernunnos]

Your missing the point, she only tops older women, no severed bell ends were ever found in her deep freeze....it's like Everest really, you do it because it's there.......I'd be on her like a tramp on chips myself!

 

[Joker62]

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It'll be like nailing a human female praying mantis. "Ah that was great dear ... (Rolls off to wipe cock on curtains) ... Er what's with the huge hedge trimmers?!"

Huge hedge trimmers? Who are you kidding? Nail scissors more like

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[jackhackett]

Got a (slight) touch of Rebecca De Mornay about her

...or is that Cod Mornay, mmm...

 

[cernunnos]

Got a (slight) touch of Rebecca De Mornay about her

...or is that Cod Mornay, mmm...

A whiff of badly done motorway cafe sole mornay, I think you'll find.

 

[Tricky1982]

I was thinking for a while that the nurse who allegedly poisoned patients would be a good danger fuck


But then recent pictures of her came out in the news and the blood evacuated from my cheb end

 

[sniper_bob]

Foxy Knoxy - nuff said.

 

[Chef]

That gents is why bondage was invented, its not just for surprise sex; its a health and safety thing.

 

[Markintime]

Would you?

Might be advisable to read this bit

Sex is OK just don't ask for a little head.

 

[fltpilot]

Would you?

Might be advisable to read this bit

It will be lesbian sex for her for the next 37 years!
Hope her crack goes moldy, out at 69 and she will lucky to get one of those!

 

[goatrutar]

Would you?

Might be advisable to read this bit

Yes. Just keep an ASP baton handy.


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[goatrutar]

I was thinking for a while that the nurse who allegedly poisoned patients would be a good danger fuck
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But then recent pictures of her came out in the news and the blood evacuated from my cheb end

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You'd knock her back? I wasn't aware you were a toucher of sailors bottoms. Every days a school day.


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[Ethel_the_Aardvark]

Worth a punt?

 

[jinxy]

Worth a punt?

NO. How much is a Punt anyway.

 

[Ethel_the_Aardvark]

NO. How much is a Punt anyway.

At today's exchange rate it is roughly equivalent to 2.5 times the benign burbling post of a typical internet twat.

 

[jinxy]

At today's exchange rate it is roughly equivalent to 2.5 times the benign burbling post of a typical internet twat.

To rich for me then. You keep her.

 

[_Chimurenga_]

Look on the bright side, you don't have to worry about dealing with the mother-in-law.

 

[Little Militia Boy]

NO. How much is a Punt anyway.

£1.10. If it still existed.