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Danger Fucks

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Mattb, Mar 4, 2013.

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  1. Mattb

    Mattb LE
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    Mattb, Mar 4, 2013
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  2. llech

    llech LE

    Mental health issues = A fantastic fuck. I just make sure it was doggy and I've got my Nike's on!
     
    llech, Mar 4, 2013
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  3. The13thDukeOfWybourne

    The13thDukeOfWybourne LE

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    It'll be like nailing a human female praying mantis. "Ah that was great dear ... (Rolls off to wipe cock on curtains) ... Er what's with the huge hedge trimmers?!"
     
    The13thDukeOfWybourne, Mar 4, 2013
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  4. cernunnos

    cernunnos LE

    Your missing the point, she only tops older women, no severed bell ends were ever found in her deep freeze....it's like Everest really, you do it because it's there.......I'd be on her like a tramp on chips myself!
     
    cernunnos, Mar 4, 2013
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  5. Joker62

    Joker62 LE Book Reviewer
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    Huge hedge trimmers? Who are you kidding? Nail scissors more like :D

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    Joker62, Mar 4, 2013
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  6. jackhackett

    jackhackett Old-Salt

    Got a (slight) touch of Rebecca De Mornay about her

    ...or is that Cod Mornay, mmm...
     
    jackhackett, Mar 4, 2013
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  7. cernunnos

    cernunnos LE

    A whiff of badly done motorway cafe sole mornay, I think you'll find.
     
    cernunnos, Mar 4, 2013
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  8. Tricky1982

    Tricky1982 LE

    I was thinking for a while that the nurse who allegedly poisoned patients would be a good danger fuck
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    But then recent pictures of her came out in the news and the blood evacuated from my cheb end

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    Tricky1982, Mar 4, 2013
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  9. sniper_bob

    sniper_bob LE

    Foxy Knoxy - nuff said.
     
    sniper_bob, Mar 4, 2013
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  10. Chef

    Chef LE

    That gents is why bondage was invented, its not just for suprise sex; its a health and safety thing.
     
    Chef, Mar 4, 2013
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  11. Markintime

    Markintime LE

    Markintime, Mar 4, 2013
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  12. fltpilot

    fltpilot LE

    It will be lesbian sex for her for the next 37 years!
    Hope her crack goes moldy, out at 69 and she will lucky to get one of those!
     
    fltpilot, Mar 4, 2013
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  13. goatrutar

    goatrutar

    goatrutar, Mar 4, 2013
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  14. goatrutar

    goatrutar

    goatrutar, Mar 4, 2013
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  16. Ethel_the_Aardvark

    Ethel_the_Aardvark LE

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    Worth a punt?
     
    Ethel_the_Aardvark, Mar 4, 2013
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