Huge hedge trimmers? Who are you kidding? Nail scissors more like.
It'll be like nailing a human female praying mantis. "Ah that was great dear ... (Rolls off to wipe cock on curtains) ... Er what's with the huge hedge trimmers?!"
A whiff of badly done motorway cafe sole mornay, I think you'll find.Got a (slight) touch of Rebecca De Mornay about her
...or is that Cod Mornay, mmm...
Sex is OK just don't ask for a little head.
It will be lesbian sex for her for the next 37 years!
You'd knock her back? I wasn't aware you were a toucher of sailors bottoms. Every days a school day.I was thinking for a while that the nurse who allegedly poisoned patients would be a good danger fuck
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But then recent pictures of her came out in the news and the blood evacuated from my cheb end
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NO. How much is a Punt anyway.![]()
Worth a punt?
At today's exchange rate it is roughly equivalent to 2.5 times the benign burbling post of a typical internet twat.NO. How much is a Punt anyway.
To rich for me then. You keep her.At today's exchange rate it is roughly equivalent to 2.5 times the benign burbling post of a typical internet twat.
£1.10. If it still existed.NO. How much is a Punt anyway.
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