Danger Fucks

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Mattb, Mar 4, 2013.

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  1. llech

    llech LE

    Mental health issues = A fantastic fuck. I just make sure it was doggy and I've got my Nike's on!
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    It'll be like nailing a human female praying mantis. "Ah that was great dear ... (Rolls off to wipe cock on curtains) ... Er what's with the huge hedge trimmers?!"
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  3. Your missing the point, she only tops older women, no severed bell ends were ever found in her deep freeze....it's like Everest really, you do it because it's there.......I'd be on her like a tramp on chips myself!
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  4. Huge hedge trimmers? Who are you kidding? Nail scissors more like :D

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  5. jackhackett

    jackhackett Old-Salt

    Got a (slight) touch of Rebecca De Mornay about her

    ...or is that Cod Mornay, mmm...
  6. A whiff of badly done motorway cafe sole mornay, I think you'll find.
  7. I was thinking for a while that the nurse who allegedly poisoned patients would be a good danger fuck

    But then recent pictures of her came out in the news and the blood evacuated from my cheb end


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  8. Foxy Knoxy - nuff said.
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  9. Chef

    Chef LE

    That gents is why bondage was invented, its not just for suprise sex; its a health and safety thing.
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  10. It will be lesbian sex for her for the next 37 years!
    Hope her crack goes moldy, out at 69 and she will lucky to get one of those!
  11. goatrutar

    goatrutar Guest

  12. goatrutar

    goatrutar Guest

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    Worth a punt?
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