"When at school in physics," claims Ben Yeats, "the rumour always went that if you put mains voltage across a sausage, the current passing through would cause it to cook. Twelve years later we tried it in my back garden. The theory was that, as it cooked, it dried out, thus increasing in resistance. So, when it was no longer conducting, it would be ready to eat." As you can see, the results are a little different to the myth. But they show promise. Electric Sausage.... Laugh... I nearly shat myself!