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  1. A modern Islamic couple, preparing for a religious wedding meets with
    their Mullah for counseling. The Mullah asks if they have any last
    questions before they leave.

    The man asks, We realize it's a tradition in Islam for men to dance
    with men, and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding reception,
    we'd like your permission to dance together.

    Absolutely not, says the Mullah. It's immoral. Men and women always
    dance separately.

    So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?

    No, answered the Mullah, It's forbidden in Islam.

    Well, okay, says the man, What about sex? Can we finally have sex?

    Of course! replies the Mullah, Sex is OK within marriage, to have

    What about di fferent positions? asks the man.

    No problem, says the Mullah.

    Woman on top? the man asks.

    Sure, says the Mullah. Go for it!

    Doggy style?


    On the kitchen table?

    Yes, yes!

    Can we do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a
    bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of
    honey and a porno video?

    You may indeed!

    Can we do it standing up?

    No, says the Mullah.

    Why not? asks the man.

    Because that could lead to dancing.