We've had dancing with stars, dancing on ice, dancing with wheelchairs and dancing with cripples. I give to you the next big thing dancing with squaddies. Squaddies so pissed they no not what or whom they dance with. Dry humping fat birds legs and trying to prize open piss flaps through summer dresses in the middle of the dance floor. Necking with women old enough to be their mother in a packed nightclub and generally having no shame. What categories would there be and who would be the judges? Any tales of dirty squaddie dancing?