Dancing Naked - A promise...

That is a frightening thought, the amount of flesh flying about and a face like Kurt Cobains ceiling. No thanks.
 
She’s been misquoted
From the Dundee Courier, a newspaper from the town that made its reputation on jam, jute and journalism - never!
 
I'm not sure if I've ever said this on here before but I wouldn't.
 
Re dancing naked on roofs.

There used to be a famous/notorious street in Singapore, Bugis Street. It was very...... interesting.

I digress. The 'toilet' was an old pill box with a flat roof. After a nice cup of tea, the lads used to climb up there naked and dance.

Oh hang on - they also stuffed a rolled up newspaper up their arrse, then lit it. Said dance was known as 'The Dance of The Flaming Arrseholes'.

Anyway, to get back o track, I'd pay good money for the MP/Councillor involved to do THAT from her rooftop!
 

Chimp

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... or a threat.

'A Dundee councilor has said she will “dance naked on the rooftops” once a new scheme to fast-track homeless people into permanent accommodation comes into effect.'

Not only her own integrity, but the structural integrity of some of said rooftops could be in question.

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Councillor promised to 'dance naked' in celebration of new homelessness strategy - The Courier

And for the record; no, I bloody wouldn't!

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Babe!
 
I have some standards, you on the other hand by your own admission have dipped your sticky wicket into a hotel receptionist as well as a waitress in Ostrava... and that on a two day visit!
You are currently without some pussy, so she might be a suitable source of relief for you. ;)
 
I have some standards, you on the other hand by your own admission have dipped your sticky wicket into a hotel receptionist as well as a waitress in Ostrava... and that on a two day visit!
The past is a foreign country, they do things differently there.

L.P. Hartley, The Go Between (1954).
 
... or a threat.

'A Dundee councilor has said she will “dance naked on the rooftops” once a new scheme to fast-track homeless people into permanent accommodation comes into effect.'

Not only her own integrity, but the structural integrity of some of said rooftops could be in question.

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Councillor promised to 'dance naked' in celebration of new homelessness strategy - The Courier

And for the record; no, I bloody wouldn't!

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I have very very low standards...so I would
 
I have some standards, you on the other hand by your own admission have dipped your sticky wicket into a hotel receptionist as well as a waitress in Ostrava... and that on a two day visit!
Only 2 on a 2 day visit? bloody hell that's a low score
 

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