(Sharp intake of breath hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
Goku, you will have to go into hiding now as some raghead will now issue a fat waah against you, to have you executed. You could apologise, or get arrested by protesting your innocence outside Downing Street. For god's sake (can I use that phrase) get some aluminium foil on your pointed head.
Hope eternity is Ok although I heard from a Danish newspaper that heaven has run out of virgins.
A mullah doing the lottery or getting wood, tisk tisk, banned under muslim law. He could have had all his hair shaved off for that, oooh he has. A fat waaah for you as well for slagging off a muller and his religion. You will be put to death or made to eat two naafi sausage rolls, whichever is the most horrible.