Damsel in distress ;) - can anyone help?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Lady_H, Mar 7, 2007.

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  1. This probably isn't the best forum for it but here goes...

    Does anyone currently posted around the Warminster/Bath/Chippenham/Larkhill (you get the picture...) area, come from Ipswich way?

    I was just wondering about the possibility of getting a lift some weekends?
    I'll bring Haribo....

    Can anyone help? Pm me?? :blowkiss:
  2. Now if it had been Dairylea......
  3. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Only in return for various degrading sexual favours
  4. somebody's gonna get preeeeeegnant :)
  5. A woman from Ipswich wanting a lift? Sounds interesting..
  6. :shakefist:
  7. #

    No no no, not from Ipswich.

    I want to go TO Ipswich (Woodbridge)

    I can bring Dairylea if that is preferable....

    Can anyone serious PM me pls??
  8. Hang on a minute chick...when are you wanting to go? Is this a weekly occurance, do you need a lift back, do you swallow?
  9. I went to school in Woodbridge.

    Sadly that's bugger all use to you - as am I, given that I'm currently in Germany! Doh!
  10. well i was hoping to go weekend after next, but if someone were to go up there quite often and doesn't find me too offensive, that would be fab.

    no swallowing tho :thumbdown:

  11. awww, good for you.

    you're right, it doesn't really help though
  12. think you just blew your ride, so to speak
  13. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Last time I gave a lift to a chick to Ipswich she wouldn't come back with me. Well, delete wouldn't and insert couldn't It's murder trying to leave that place.
  14. are you a Hipacrocakangarillapig then who smells of stale urine?
  15. Get a picture up and if you're worth a portion, I'll collect you and drop you off.