damn sore bottom

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  1. Anyone got any suggestions for this ?
    Don't want to sound like a right namby but rivers of sweat running down my back end up forming a red raw patch twixt buttocks is affecting my performance in and out of the field, if you see what i mean.

    I tried nivea cream but the smell makes me feel like a right poofter and doesn't do much good anyway.
    Anyone got a man's solution for this? :?:

  2. Spunk.
  3. Tinc Benz.....
  4. Vasoline its oil based !
  5. There has been a thread something similar to this before. The thing you want is Sudocreme.
  6. Try abstinence sailor boy.
  7. I find KY Gel eases things back there....
  8. Chafe?

    Zinc oxide tape shouls sort that out.
  9. Old school! Cool!
  10. Deep Heat !!!
  11. Sand and vaseline 50/50 mix
  12. Aye, it's Sudocrem that you need.... Although tinc benz would have far more dramatic results.
  13. sounds like dhobi rash try canesten
  14. Wire wool and TCP will definitely sort you out. One way or the other.
  15. Swarfega and marbles.