Dame Edna - would you?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by _Artemis_, Nov 19, 2007.

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  1. Of course - filthy and horny, who wouldn't?

  2. No, I'm repressed and only jack off to vanilla porn whores.

  1. Not sure if this is a question for bints or blokes, but help me settle a bet - have you ever knocked one out over the lovely Dame Edna? Not only is she a GILF but also a prime candidate for JOMG - someone must have, surely?

  2. you are a sick sick man :D
  3. Thats a pic of what MDN will look like in years to come.. or possibly by the weekend.
  4. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    Once, due to bad handling of the remote. Also, it depends on who her guests are as well - obviously whacking off through squinted eyes doesn't count, because you have to see when the eye candy comes back on again.

    Just squint again when Edna pops up again.

    Thats my excuse / rule, and i'm sticking to it.
  5. Arty is a BIRD...but you're right! She IS sick!!
  6. Hi Artemis. Errrrrrmmmmmmm, no. And it seems to be a very strange question to ask. I can't envisage any sort of scenario where I might be sexually attracted to Dame Edna, Barry Humphreys or Sir Les Patterson. Though do I find them funny. However, a friend of mine said his wife resembled Dame Edna ..... which is one to get your head around.
  7. Only if he gets a serious make-over.
  8. But which one would be worse to look like? my money is on Sir Les - though others may disagree.
  9. Well if he went here, maybe
  10. You have got issues
  11. The other two do make some effort to look attractive, but Sir Les is a pig. Although I'm very fussy about the men in my life, I, personally, subscribe to the "Sir Les" school of fashion, grooming and presentation.
  12. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    Should that not read "Have you got any tissues?"
  13. Who?
  14. _Artemis_
  15. Admit it, you want to see Dame Edna looking over her bingo wings at you as she says (in that horny accent) "Looney, eat my arsehole, possum".

    Edited for the fucking swear filter.