Having just returned to my castle after visiting a Lady friend I recieved a text message. It states: "I can't walk at all. I'm aching... " Now putting aside that I feel like a legend when they say that and I feel the need to share it and lets look at the genuine issue here. Does she really expect some kind of sympathy? Does she think I care whether she has to use a shop Mobility scooter to get about the house? Or does she realise that it was my intention to inflict pain as I really don't like her at all but just wanted to empty my spuds and that by telling me this I might be tempted to go and do the same thing again tomorrow rather than next week? In Short: Do women know that we're trying to damage them? Have we been bubbled by some sh1t Girly teen magazine? Do we need a new plan?