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DALES BEEN DUMPED

#2
Do try to keep up :roll:

msr
 
#3
Sven said:
3 days back from Iraq and He gives Her the personal Dear John.
You forgot to mention he is a quality bloke with good taste, and the dog hates him.

edited by FF, Dale you can swear like that when you get your own forum.
 
#4
In my defence, I didn't puke cream soda or pink wine into the fish tank at any stage, and I didn't lag in it either.
 
#5
As i have previously said, at least she got to put her legs behind her head a couple of times.


Good drills that man! Get your end away and then throw her out to die like she was an unwanted, disabled child.



I do her though.

edited by FF, you too can swear like that once you mod your own forum
 
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#7
Dale the snail said:
Sven said:
3 days back from Iraq and He gives Her the personal Dear John.
You forgot to mention he is a great bloke, I loved him so much!, and the dog hates him.
I'll bet that you're just kicking yourself having turned down my offer to shag around when he was deployed.
 
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WRAPJOBAGAIN said:
DALE IS NOT DUMPED she is mine.
Keep wishing sunshine.
 
#12
Biscuits_AB said:
Dale the snail said:
Sven said:
3 days back from Iraq and He gives Her the personal Dear John.
You forgot to mention he is a fantastic lover, if only i hadnt lay there like a sack of spuds, and the dog hates him.
I'll bet that you're just kicking yourself having turned down my offer to shag around when he was deployed.
He is going back soon, and I'm all yours.
 
#14
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
SparkySteve said:
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
WRAPJOBAGAIN said:
DALE IS NOT DUMPED she is mine.

You'll be added to a long and undistinguished list.

It reads like the Greater Manchester phone book.

What, Baz, Daz and Caz?

Her shag list is here actually.


She's been fucked more times than a hire car.
Not this week I haven't.
 
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#18
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
Dale the snail said:
Not this week I haven't.

Maybe not with a human.

I'll bet you tamper with your hound when its a lean cock period. Ever drank his pre-cum?
Yes, your next starter for ten...

P.S. Pomps, bite me.
 
#19
SparkySteve said:
Get the dog on the case then.
He's asleep.

I'm cruel, but not that bad.
 

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