Daleks moonlighting in adult industry.

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by California_Tanker, Dec 24, 2005.

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  1. Not work-safe links, but really, just reading the words below doesn't begin to get the daftness across. You need to see the pictures.


    Readers who have ever wondered in an idle moment how a couple of Daleks would respond to the presence of three naked lesbians romping in their Mothership might recently have found the answer in the shape of a sci-fi smutfest entitled "Abducted by the Daleks".

    Sadly, however, you'll have to wonder on because the BBC and the estate of Dalek creator Terry Nation have moved swiftly to pull the plug on the the trundling salt-cellars' intergalactic rumpy-pumpy.

    The 1,000-disc limited edition DVD recently popped up on eBay but has now been removed at the Corporation's behest. The blurb stated:

    ABDUCTED BY THE DALEKS: A brand new limited edition release (1000 (numbered) discs). For obvious reasons this is going to become a very collectible item especailly with the resurgence in the interest in Dr.Who. The DVDs will be sold on an incremental basis (eg: Lowest number first). The disc contains a 56 minute main feature plus a 40 minute outake/alternative version plus a trailer.

    Yes yes, but what about the hot Dalek-on-girl-on-girl action? Here's more:

    The story centers around three sexy young disco babes who have met the mysterious Anna. As they journey through the woods they discuss the legend of The Serial Skinner not knowing that they are already being observed by a more ambitious and ruthless species of Alien.... the daleks!!!

    To cut to the chase - literally - here's how UK tabloid the Sun describes it: "Dr Who's foes capture three naked 'disco babes' in the 18-rated DVD. They chase the girls around their spaceship and grope them with their plungers."

    Oh dear, oh dear. The director of Terry Nation's estate, Tim Hancock, told the paper: "The reason the Daleks are still the most sinister thing in the universe is because they do not make things like porn. They weren't ever intended to be sexual creatures. It's simple, Daleks do not do porn."

    Well they do down at the Sun which has stills from the offending film here.
  2. These things happen. Hopefully they get the good news in the brown pipe from some sort of bizarre appendage swamped in an alien/dalek version of ralgex/encona hot sauce.

    Not sure how daleks would do the old 2's up or airtight scenario - maybe this is one skill we have yet to see.
  3. I reckon one of them was the Ginger Haired Git trying to see what Billy was getting up (or down?) to these days.
  4. Did it end with the Daleks racing around the room screaming "Ejaculate! Ejaculate!? :lol: