Dale the Snail un-shelled!!!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Little Jack H, Oct 30, 2004.

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  1. http://www.derbyhall.co.uk/yearbook2004/index.php?userPage=128

    Although written under the Nom de Plume "Chad", the highlighted phrasing clearly identifies this as a work by BBC.

    The University of Nottingham refused to confirm that they are harbouring the Slug, or that her voice has been confiscated by campus staff for being far too loud in the early hours.
  2. Nah, Dales blonde and probably actually worth throwing one up if only she'd keep her fcuking gob shut and her fingers off the keyboard.

    If anyone can go and cut her tongue out and her fingers off, I'll pop round and sort her out.
  3. He he he.

    Is that a proposal?

    Quality by the way Jack :cry: :cry: :lol: :cry: :lol:
  4. It is, I'd do you but only if you promised not to fcuking speak
  5. Dibs on seconds. :wink:
  6. BBC inbound.

    And the beebs is squiffy.

    Watch out watch out.

    And I hope you are as tall as you say Cpl!!!
  7. Corporal is 3'4" and weights 26 stones...you can roll the fecker down the street :D
  8. i am not squiffy
    3xdouble gins doesn't get me squiffy
    it gets me drunk. :)
    left the ladettes at the pub,
    to drunk/ill to care.

    Beebs x
  9. You said you had four!!!
  10. And you are a hunny? :p :wink:
  11. GunnersQuadrant

    GunnersQuadrant LE Moderator

    Someone throw some water on her.. Tramp :D
  12. Its not water she craves, its p1ss

    Dale likes her watersports :D
  13. Are you offering her a donation MDN?
  14. If she wants me to lagg on her after three bowls of sugar puffs then yes I am willing to donate the contents of my small intestine.

  15. Such a considerate soul MDN.