Dale (sluggy) will put out for the most money

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  1. Dear All

    In the interests of raising as much money as possible for the reasons stated in this thread http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/viewtopic/p=1834358.html#1834358

    Dale (The Snail) has indicated to me that she is willing to allow the individual(s) who raise the most money for this to do the following:

    attack her clack

    plunge her clunge

    plunder her backdoor entrance

    make her airtight

    and so on and so forth, so offers please. She is also willing to put out extra for a happy meal!!!

    Don't delay

    stab
     
  2. Most of this site has done her for free.


    Will the dosh be donated retrospectively?

    If so, the monies raised would be enough to buy an aircraft carrier or two.
     
  3. Surely there was a time when she just put out for the price of a couple of Barcardis and coke....
     
  4. Can we send money ,just to see her eat?
     
  5. Depends how cute she is. We need pics. Just think of it as advertising.
     
  6. msr

    msr LE

    50p

    msr
     
  7. He isn't joking.

    (less for the backdoor bit)

    Come on, you all read this, 33000 members (snigger) loose change,penny jars, anything.

    I will be available for a disco dance and shuffling your fifty pees in your pocket if you cough some dosh.

    If you put out, I will.

    (Everyone knew that anyway)
     
  8. You get it free, what are you whinging about?
     

  9. You have to be fucking joking???


    Google 'Myra Hindley'. Play around with the picture in paintshop, spill some battery acid on said picture and et voila, you have Dale.

    She looks like a cross between a Bulgarian Shark fisherman and tha back axle from a Bowser.
     
  10. 51p
     
  11. msr

    msr LE

    30p then ;)

    msr
     
  12. shinnneeey[​IMG]
     
  13. Feckin hell! £2 from me.....and a bag of cheesy wotsits!
     

  14. I'd rather eat my own spleen, vulva and cod piece than place any of my semen near your grotty little body.
     
  15. msr

    msr LE

    Mate, you don't know what you have let yourself in for...

    msr