Dairy Of A UK Prostitute

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Phil306, Sep 1, 2005.

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  1. Dairy? Do they milk her, or something?

    I know that the septics don't speak "proper" English, but are they really that lost without a spell checker?

  2. Classy girl, just the way I like ‘em 8O
  3. Classy lady.

    ‘Twelve strangers semen’. Can anyone state what her chances are of contracting HIV from this?
  4. not nice, not nice at all
  5. Nasty nasty
  6. Not to mention indigestion and the squits the filthy fcuking charver

    She claims to live in Blackpool so maybe MDN knows/manages her :lol:
  7. Stomach acids would destroy any traces of HIV, so providing she had no open cuts in her mouth (bitten lip, bitten tong, etc), the chances of catching HIV from a cum cocktail are relatively slim.
  8. only 12 blokes..... f*cking lightweight, the average chatham slag can devour her own weight in spunk every 24 hours.
  9. Thats put me right off my Actimel that has! L.casei Imunitas it aint.
  10. cpunk

    cpunk LE Moderator

    'spunk'... is that the name of a Chatham burger bar/night club?
  11. i happened to watch a dvd last week where the willing participant had 6 (count em) full loads pumped up her khyber. she then semi prolapsed squeezing and farting it all onto a plate and then scoffed it.

    for f-ucks sake mum .... sort it out :D
  12. it changed it's name to "the warm fish yoghurt bar" 2 years ago.
  13. cpunk

    cpunk LE Moderator

    With the chocolate topping?
  14. no ... sadly ... any fudge in that tunnel had been compacted to the density of plutonium.