daily star

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Little_Lion_Man, Feb 14, 2010.

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  1. Well I am outraged. Really I am.

    (and I would consider any newspaper whose website contains pop-ups for internet poker not to be a real newspaper at all.)
     
  2. Cheers for that. Yawn.
     
  3. innit though. i wanted to whine at someone. feel free to ignore it.
     
  4. But they did get the date right, so there was some truth in the Star.
     
  5. I've had squirrel, meats a bit too rich and sweet.
     
  6. To be fair it's more interesting than the usual Pete/Jordan saga the Daily Star waffle on about.
     
  7. Not to mention the fact that they've now nicknamed this squirrel Sonic, who is in fact a reknown Hedgehog.
     
  8. Genius! haha!
     
  9. I fu cked a squirrel, but the bastard split on me.
     
  10. Squirrels are the Devil's oven mitts
     
  11. Don't fuck with the squirrel, had one bite me finger once - bastard went through the nail on one side and almost penetrated clean through the bone on the other.