Daily Mail to become WORLD'S most popular news site

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Muntie McSporrin, May 28, 2011.

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  1. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    The Mail is for crusty old people who haven't got long to live, and for ******* retards.
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  2. You missed out the illiterate youth - we must always consider the future. In fact maybe that's why their readership is growing as our 3 Rs education standard fall.
  3. I don't know why people read newspapers any more, they are sensationalist rubbish. However, it seems some people can't live without them and even rely on them to be told who to vote for.
  4. I read on line Telegraph, Financial Times, Guardian, Independent and Mail.
    The Mail downloads quicker then all the others.

  5. The Daily Hate is crypto-fascist muck for people for whom facts and objective analysis are less important than agenda-filled rhetoric that panders to their prejudices. Sad to think it enjoys such popularity.
  6. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    Apparently anyone who does not see it as the source of all wisdom must be a socialist europhile.... (or so I was recently told).
  7. Smearing shite on your screen is quicker still and will generally give you a more objective outlook on current affairs than most British newspapers.

    The Mail, though... Truly, the End of Times (no pun intended) is upon us.
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  8. The Times was doomed when it cut itself down from broadsheet to tabloid.

  9. But the Mail manages to keep the outrage bus trundling along.Without it,what would we do?
    It also provides Jeremy Vine with most of his programme.
  10. Nobody ever went bust from underestimating the taste and intelligence of the public...
  11. In all seriousness I believe the Mail website is so popular as they ALWAYS have a parade of stories about women with their chebs hanging out down the right hand side of the page
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  12. The outrage mongs on here posting every ******* story the Heil publishes must help them out a fair bit?
  13. Yup.

    Perhaps we should establish an arrse 'Media Info' thread to provide reasoned debunking and clarification every time the Mail or other paper posts a manifestly (and occasionally) intentional story or non-story?