Daily Mail-o-matic

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by msr, Dec 28, 2008.

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  1. msr

    msr LE

    Rather liked this: http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

    If you get bored of this, why not try the new David Blunkett policy maker, Michael Howard Sings The Smiths, or Alastair Campbell’s Wheel of Retribution?

    msr
     
  2. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Nice, like it. I imagne the Daily Hate is already using a similar piece of technology.
     
  3. About right.
     
  4. I randomised it a few times and got.....

    "COULD THE BBC RIP OFF THE BRITISH PEOPLE?"

    Could? Have they not seen pop factor and undercover soldier? :D
     
  5. I Followed the Frog - (could that be a new ARRSE slogan?) and I got:

    WILL IMMIGRANTS SCROUNGE OFF THE MIDDLE CLASS?

    Don't they do that already? Not very random is it :?
     
  6. I thought they were the only ones keeping it afloat? :?
     
  7. They'd whish...
     
  8. WILL BRIAN PADDICK IMPREGNATE YOUR DAUGHTERS?

    I think we're safe on that front.
     
  9. I got

    COULD NEW LABOUR GIVE BRITAIN'S SWANS CANCER?
     
  10. I thought these were supposed to be spoofs?

    "DOES TONY BLAIR HURT BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY?"

    "DOES THE E.U. INFECT BRITISH JUSTICE WITH AIDS?"

    Given the intensity of the butt fcuking ig gives it, some rectal teraring is likely, increasing the risk of the spread of HIV and thus AIDS.
     
  11. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Cyclists and Triathletes

    WILL CHERIE BLAIR INFECT THE COUNTRYSIDE WITH AIDS?


    Not while I have my strength she won't.
     
  12. WILL NEW LABOUR RUIN YOUR HOUSE?

    :roll:
     
  13. DO IMMIGRANTS RIP OFF BRITAIN?

    COULD THE UNEMPLOYED STRIP THE MIDDLE CLASS OF ALL DIGNITY?

    Only in the upcoming "benefits riots"

    WILL KEN LIVINGSTONE STRIP CAR DRIVERS OF ALL DIGNITY?
     
  14. WILL NEW LABOUR RIP OFF THE MIDDLE CLASS?

    COULD GORDON BROWN RUIN YOUR PENSION?

    DO THE UNEMPLOYED RUIN THE BRITISH PEOPLE?
     
  15. ... and a few from the Blunket Policy Maker

    "Give airy-fairy liberals a 'Citizenship Test', and then pre-emptively convict them."

    "Detain airy-fairy liberals indefinitely under the Terrorism Act, and then deport them to Guantanamo Bay."

    "Detain the BBC indefinitely under the Terrorism Act, and then deny them the right to trial by jury."