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#5
I Followed the Frog - (could that be a new ARRSE slogan?) and I got:

WILL IMMIGRANTS SCROUNGE OFF THE MIDDLE CLASS?

Don't they do that already? Not very random is it :?
 
#10
I thought these were supposed to be spoofs?

"DOES TONY BLAIR HURT BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY?"

"DOES THE E.U. INFECT BRITISH JUSTICE WITH AIDS?"

Given the intensity of the butt fcuking ig gives it, some rectal teraring is likely, increasing the risk of the spread of HIV and thus AIDS.
 
#13
DO IMMIGRANTS RIP OFF BRITAIN?

COULD THE UNEMPLOYED STRIP THE MIDDLE CLASS OF ALL DIGNITY?

Only in the upcoming "benefits riots"

WILL KEN LIVINGSTONE STRIP CAR DRIVERS OF ALL DIGNITY?
 
#15
... and a few from the Blunket Policy Maker

"Give airy-fairy liberals a 'Citizenship Test', and then pre-emptively convict them."

"Detain airy-fairy liberals indefinitely under the Terrorism Act, and then deport them to Guantanamo Bay."

"Detain the BBC indefinitely under the Terrorism Act, and then deny them the right to trial by jury."
 

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