Daily Mail-o-matic

#1
Rather liked this: http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

If you get bored of this, why not try the new David Blunkett policy maker, Michael Howard Sings The Smiths, or Alastair Campbell’s Wheel of Retribution?

msr
 
#4
I randomised it a few times and got.....

"COULD THE BBC RIP OFF THE BRITISH PEOPLE?"

Could? Have they not seen pop factor and undercover soldier? :D
 
#5
I Followed the Frog - (could that be a new ARRSE slogan?) and I got:

WILL IMMIGRANTS SCROUNGE OFF THE MIDDLE CLASS?

Don't they do that already? Not very random is it :?
 
#6
COULD LESBIANS KILL THE CHURCH?
I thought they were the only ones keeping it afloat? :?
 
#10
I thought these were supposed to be spoofs?

"DOES TONY BLAIR HURT BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY?"

"DOES THE E.U. INFECT BRITISH JUSTICE WITH AIDS?"

Given the intensity of the butt fcuking ig gives it, some rectal teraring is likely, increasing the risk of the spread of HIV and thus AIDS.
 

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#11
WILL CHERIE BLAIR INFECT THE COUNTRYSIDE WITH AIDS?


Not while I have my strength she won't.
 
#13
DO IMMIGRANTS RIP OFF BRITAIN?

COULD THE UNEMPLOYED STRIP THE MIDDLE CLASS OF ALL DIGNITY?

Only in the upcoming "benefits riots"

WILL KEN LIVINGSTONE STRIP CAR DRIVERS OF ALL DIGNITY?
 
#14
WILL NEW LABOUR RIP OFF THE MIDDLE CLASS?

COULD GORDON BROWN RUIN YOUR PENSION?

DO THE UNEMPLOYED RUIN THE BRITISH PEOPLE?
 
#15
... and a few from the Blunket Policy Maker

"Give airy-fairy liberals a 'Citizenship Test', and then pre-emptively convict them."

"Detain airy-fairy liberals indefinitely under the Terrorism Act, and then deport them to Guantanamo Bay."

"Detain the BBC indefinitely under the Terrorism Act, and then deny them the right to trial by jury."
 
#19
chocolate_frog said:
WILL NEW LABOUR RUIN YOUR HOUSE?

:roll:
No, but the pikeys on that CPO'd land opposite will. :x Pikeys also cause cancer.
 
#20
One I got was

Do asylum seekers destroy England?

I thought Liarbore were doing that well enough without any help from the asylum seekers.
 
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