I'm currently putting together a few boxes to send out to Afghanistan. These aren't to anyone in particular (although if there's anyone out there reading this who'd like one sent to them, PM me). Thing is, there's loads of threads asking what to send and most replies are about sending Haribo, sports drink powders, brew stuff etc, but I remember reading someone apologising for their kid insisting on sending a sonic screwdriver toy. This was then countered by another ARRSEr saying that it was a fcuking great idea and they would've loved it. Basically, I'm looking for really daft sh!t to send out that will still be welcomed (so nothing funny-but-useless). Not too expensive either. Front runner: Fecking hayoooge water balloon slingshot I know they're in the middle of a desert, but what's the chances of any squaddie ever using one of these for water balloons filled with water anyway? Others: LED message fan thingy Swearing Parrot Bullsh!t detector Weird shock-ball thing Darth Vader voice/breathing thing Really BAD idea: Gloves, Heated, Pink Funny, from an evil point of view, but a bit of a waste. Any ideas? Obviously they've got to be small & reasonably light to be postable. And legal to post as well!