Daft Camo Patterns II - The Return. US Navy Camouflage

Travelgall

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#1
Chatting about the useless UCP on another thread, I naturally mentioned the pointless USAF Tigerstripe, a camouflage that was clearly thought up after one two many post prandial sherries by some USAF General with way too much time on his hands. JumpingJarhead trumped it with the US Navy Camouflage which only exists to make Search and Rescue that much harder when Seaman Stains falls off his Aircraft Carrier. He can get round this of course by wearing a luminous yellow set of arm bands, this does however make it rather pointless wearing the Camouflage in the first place. Can anybody else come up with some catastrophically bad Camouflage designs.
 

Travelgall

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#2
Oh and to kick this post off, I give you this piece of art from the Chinese Army.

 
#4
Oh and to kick this post off, I give you this piece of art from the Chinese Army.

I'm pretty sure this is the 2nd pattern - the first one was a lot more 'wave' like. I'm still looking for a large size pair of keks in it to make some shorts.
 

Travelgall

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#7
I've been trying to find that ridiculous Syrian Cam. Urban in Pink and grey. Can't find a photo but that's a good one too.
 
#9
The US ACU stuff works very well on that kind of ground.
 
#14
Since when did Halle Berry join the U.S Navy?
 
#16
Tamil Tigers leader, Velupillai Prabhakaran, who is now dead with most of comrades, for crimes against fashion.




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#18
Tamil Tigers leader, Velupillai Prabhakaran, who is now dead with most of comrades, for crimes against fashion.

Wow, he may have been good at plotting terrorist attacks back in his day but he was pretty sh**e in the art department!

Nice sig by the way :D
 
#20
Lybian issue, flag officers only





Royal Thai Navy marine special forces. With this camouflage they're able to get up the beach right under the enemy's noses by disguising themselves as a harmless gay pride march.




Indian Marines of the "Trojan Elephant" company. There are half a dozen Indian squaddies in there. Note the "Curry House Apocalypse" camouflage scheme for the, err, armoured vehicle.

 
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